what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
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fun fact about being gay: you do all that high school emotional shit in your twenties because you didn’t get to do it in your teens
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*leaves facebook forever*
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How to use sand to freak people out
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How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning.
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Ray understands
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my brother decorated my forehead
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cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
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baby: w-w-w-w-w-wh
dad: whale? white?
baby: what the fuck is this new meme
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www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…
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chicknths
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