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I’M BLOODY TERRIFIED, MATE!!!

Salutations.

Are you enjoying the multiverse?

I thought the show needed some spice, so I messed with the timeline a bit. I hope you don't mind.

Hello to any other Happies Chaos out there.

[timetravelling-axl-low]

Epic! Can’t wait to listen to some epic tunes with you and Jackie!

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Oi chief, ya happen to 'ave any free time today for a spot o' tea 'n a listen to the tunes?

You know I don’t care for the tea, but I will take you up on the music. Jack-O’ would be thrilled to have the company too.

[timetravelling-axl-low]

Poor Sin, the guy was born with "doomed main character"-ism

Child of a forbidden romance, hidden child of that romance, child of royalty, child sent away from his parents to be raised by someone else, would rather talk to his enemy first before they fight, beaming with innocence and joy

you can almost see the narrative hanging over him ready to strike

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i feel like this rn

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So regarding the recent source code leaks it seems like it might be a good idea to stop playing Strive for a while

THIS IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN but it could potentially be possible to do some malicious stuff on your device if there's a vulnerability in the netcode of some sort, although it's unclear if that's actually possible

Some people are saying that Arc System Works said it's okay but I have genuinely no fucking clue what those people are talking about I can't find a crumb of info on that

I don't believe the current game version's build leaked, just the new Unika one, so we'll have to wait and see

Generally though it seems like a good idea to avoid the online for the game for a bit so either you gotta be a lab demon for a bit or just put it down for some time ig

Player matches in rooms are also potentially unsafe, so, yeah

Go play some +R or XRD y'all

[timetravelling-axl-low]

[It shouldn't be possible, but he's even redder than before. He might implode, honestly.]

Oh-Oh, I-

[The rest of I-no's words catch up to their brain, and their face begins to return to normal - still slightly red, but less likely to implode. Then, he has the biggest smile on his face.]

Real-Really? SWEET! I promise to not disappoint ya. I-I'm so stoked and- Right, the location.

[With a flourish, he pulls out a card. He looks way too proud of himself.]

So you know that really 'xpensive restaurant, the Midnight Carnelian? That really fancy restaurant that ya need like, ta put a reservation 3 weeks in advance? And is really upscale and has some o' the best food in Illyria? Well, I went back 'n time, and got us a slot to eat there in an hour or so! Sorry ta spring this on ya so suddenly. So long as it's semi black tie, they don't care whatcha wear. And I can cover the pricing too! Made sure I earned 'nought for like, 6 people eating there - or 2 people ordering lots o' expensive food.

[ Boredom overtook her again. I-No had felt discontented for weeks, but she could never pinpoint the reason why. Then, her mind began to wander to him. That damned prick, Axl. With his ugly, long, blonde hair and that dumb smirk that never seems to leave his face. What she would give to wipe it clean off. It’s safe to say that she loathed him. And yet…she’s still here, thinking about him. ]

[ I-No scowled, trying to ignore her increasingly flushed face. ]

[timetravelling-axl-low]

WHAT TH' BLOODY 'ELL DOES THAT MEAN???????

Salutations.

Are you enjoying the multiverse?

I thought the show needed some spice, so I messed with the timeline a bit. I hope you don't mind.

Hello to any other Happies Chaos out there.

[timetravelling-axl-low]

WASN’T ME THIS TIME!

I ‘AVE NOTHIN’ TA DO WITH CHAOS, MATE!

Salutations.

Are you enjoying the multiverse?

I thought the show needed some spice, so I messed with the timeline a bit. I hope you don't mind.

Hello to any other Happies Chaos out there.

[timetravelling-axl-low]

[Axl is rather red in the face - in fact, it matches I-no's clothes!]

I-I-

[He gulps.]

I-I wanted to take you-you on a date! Because I-I-I like you!

[Axl tries to control his blush but fails. He's just really red from embarrassment]

I-I may 'ave... Said rizz up though. Blood-Bloody 'ell-

[ Boredom overtook her again. I-No had felt discontented for weeks, but she could never pinpoint the reason why. Then, her mind began to wander to him. That damned prick, Axl. With his ugly, long, blonde hair and that dumb smirk that never seems to leave his face. What she would give to wipe it clean off. It’s safe to say that she loathed him. And yet…she’s still here, thinking about him. ]

[ I-No scowled, trying to ignore her increasingly flushed face. ]

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[As if on cue, Axl pops in with a flower and offers it to I-no.]

Fancy seein' ya here, I-no! 'N just in time too, I-I wanted to ask if-if-

[Axl had been smiling earlier, but now he's stuttering.]

W-Wondering if I-I-I could-

If I could-

Rizzyouup!

[Axl's eyes widen, and she facepalms.]

Bloody hell! I can't- Fucking- Past me warned me of this and I did it anyway- Could I-

[ Boredom overtook her again. I-No had felt discontented for weeks, but she could never pinpoint the reason why. Then, her mind began to wander to him. That damned prick, Axl. With his ugly, long, blonde hair and that dumb smirk that never seems to leave his face. What she would give to wipe it clean off. It’s safe to say that she loathed him. And yet…she’s still here, thinking about him. ]

[ I-No scowled, trying to ignore her increasingly flushed face. ]

[timetravelling-axl-low]

[There is a singular, strangely familiar bullet in your mailbox with your name engraved in it.]

[You feel a sense of doom.]

MATE

MATE

MATE

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK

WHY IS MY NAME IN THIS-

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Yo Ax! Happy May 10th *you are now in a maid dress. You cannot take it off for the rest of the day :)*

:D

I wonder what I-no will th-

I-I mean, this is great! Thanks mate!

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…. Mate, if you promise to not do it again, I’ll see what I can do.

Eddie, you probably need a lawyer

Axl said that last time, but I still don't know what a lawyer is.

...

Well, at least we will be guaranteed food and shelter in prison.

[timetravelling-axl-low]

Oi, mate!

I’ve done a lot of bloody bullshit in this timeline - including the accidental creations of multiple Zappas, multiple chiefs (Sol), and multiple Testaments.

But this yarn Eddie’s spinnin’? Nothin’ to do with me.

And if an Axl’s involved… It share as hell isn’t me.

Zato are you dons gf carmen are you the reason he was emo?!?! Did you break up with him?!? THIS IS IMPORTANT ZATO EDDIE ALSO TELL ME

...

The answer is yes.

No, it's not eddie

Yes, it is, I can see his memories. He faked his death, transitioned, and had axl take him to our timeline.

Eddie, there is literally no logical way that was what happened.

Since when is time travel logical, moron.

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She also has like 20 cats now so…. Bit hard to message her, mate.

Welcome back Zato.

Why is Millia not returning any of my messages.

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Would you rather I go and-

[Axl disappears for a split second, then comes back with Johnny Rockets]

Get some burgers for ya, mate?

Ah man, I’ve seen those Undersns being a pain to ya too. We do barely anything and now there a feud.

Like I told Testament I’d like to see them die once and now they’re all against me, the nerve of some people.

[ @judgementggj ]

????

[He just looks at Judgement confused]