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I've had enough for now. I'll return and reply when I feel up to it. 

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Oh, silly me. How could I not see that fictional aliens named trolls were actually real and able to talk to me over the internet. That doesn't sound insane in the least, does it? How could I have deluded myself into thinking otherwise. Oh right. Because I'm sane.

I didn't know you had a whole plotline worked out for this, I don't know whether to be impressed that you've gone to such lengths or not. I'm going to stick with no, though, for the simple fact that I'm not falling for it any time soon.

PLAYING THE SAME CHARACTER WHAT. OH, FUCK, YOU MUST BE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DELUSIONAL IDIOTS WHO THINK THAT TROLLS ARE FAKE AND JUST FOR GAMES OR WHATEVER. WOW. *WOW* YOU COULD NOT BE MORE DENSE IF YOU TRIED.

I COULD NOT BE ANY MORE FUCKING IN CHARACTER IF IT GODDAMN KILLED ME, NOOKSUCK. THE SHIT CLOGGING YOUR THINKPAN MUST BE REALLY THICK FOR YOU TO NOT JUST THINK FOR A SECOND AND REALIZE THE TRUTH. HONESTLY I’M ASTOUNDED YOU’VE GONE SO LONG WITHOUT REALLY *THINKING* AND REALIZING. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER.

I DON’T EVEN HAVE AN ACT UP I’M JUST BEING ME. ME AKA KARKAT VANTAS, FORMER KNIGHT OF BLOOD AND LEADER OF THE CONJOINED RED AND BLUE TEAMS. AND THEN SUBORDINATE TO ROSE, WHO WAS SUBORDINATE TO ARADIA??? OR SOMETHING, EVERYONE SWAPPED LEADERSHIP AT SOME POINT EVEN THOUGH I WAS DOING A JUST PERFECTLY FINE JOB WITH IT. THE FUCKING NERVE OF THEM WAS ALMOST PAINFUL.

AND IF YOU THINK I’M GOING TO STOP NOW YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING  NOBODY TALKS MORE SHIT THAN I DO. NOT EVEN A SELF-ABSORBED OVERCONFIDENT STRIDERNOZZLE. 

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It's another one of you.

My name is Dirk, though you probably know that anyway just like everybody else.

H1!!

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captainkampos started following you

 candyterezi started following you

 cancerousgears started following you

And more. Joy. I'm done. 

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Ah, it's the shouting troll again. It kind of takes away the novelty when there's more than one person playing the same character on here, it's a shame I don't know Karkat so I can't judge who plays him better. Or who plays you better, if you're insistently in character like the other one. 

Let me play along a little though, hmm?

I'm sure you'll be sad to hear that I don't, in fact, live in a constant state of irritation. But recently it's staring to look like I will very soon, for the mere fact that every person I meet starts spewing bullshit at me, and whenever it seems like they're getting close to explaining what they're going on about, I get "But I don't have the time/patience/ability to explain this to you." Which is pretty damn annoying most of the time, especially when it's all one fucking joke and I can see that clearly.

Yes, I'm Dirk. Now who are you and what do you want, because the only reasonable explanation I can see behind all of this is that you're trying to get at me for something. It might even have a reasonable explanation behind all of it, but for fucks sake, drop the act entirely now.

Or fuck this all, because I don't see a reason to even continue talking to any of you like this. Have fun, you've won. 

*YOU* WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANNOYANCE?

DO YOU LIVE IN A STATE OF PROFOUND IRRITATION THAT’S CONSISTENT THROUGH EVERY ACTION TAKEN FOR THE OTHERWISE. BECAUSE I DOUBT IT.

YOU MUST BE DIRK. LET ME DO THE HONOR OF DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO TALK TO ME FOR YOU. BECAUSE REALLY WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK. I COULD JUST SAVE MYSELF THE TIME AND IGNORE THIS. YET I’M NOT, WOW, GO KARKAT. ANOTHER FUCKING STUPID DECISION.

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Whatever you say. My 'alternates'. Like the guy that claimed to be an older me, I assume. You've got to let the joke go at some point, you know. I'm just going to stop caring. 

its probably somewwhat creepy an convvenient at the same time i think but oh wwell ivve met your alternates before do thats good enough an explanation at least right no because its not an act but oh wwell im not the best person for clearin this up to you probably because i havve no patience youll figure it out sooner or later 

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the-almighty-invader started following you

 cachaemicgement started following you

I'm starting to wonder if I really want to talk to you or not. Everyone on this website is bringing much more annoyance than necessary. 

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Excuse me?

Right. Nice to meet you, Eridan. I suppose. It's a little unsettling to not have to introduce myself to everyone, but I'm just going to roll with that for now.

I'm really not going to get caught up in all of this, you know. Does anyone on here ever drop the act?

haha oh my god are you serious right noww man are you in for a ride i used to be like this wwhen i found out about humans too but oh wwell im eridan ampora call me eridan  troll troll a hundred percent no roleplayin all a that youll figure this out later man im sorry for you

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Hey to you, too. I should assume you're some kind of alien, shouldn't I? I'm rather new to everyone's weird troll-roleplaying thing.

Since you know my name, I suppose it won't be such a big deal to ask yours? 

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its a strider night not goin to lie wwell hey there dirk alwways nice to see you guys too sometimes wwhats up 

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Oh, it's you again. Or should I play along with everyone this time and say 'another you'. That's how people usually react to this, right? 

timeworntheosophic started following you

A little me, sup. 

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My internet provider is shit. Sorry for not being around yesterday. 

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I forgot to feed myself. Be back soon. 

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No, that was all of it, for the hovering light/dark thing. I just don't think it's all that understandable. 

oh

so that wasnt all of it?

but ti was oretty good

*it

*pretty

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Not really, but whatever keeps you happy.

Suddenly I'm not so willing to speak to you.

I’m ashamed of you, who,h, albeit, is almost the same thing as you being ashamed of yourself. But it’s nice tool meet you too. ‘Sup, other me?

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roxyhasthecoolguys replied to your post: hey there driky ive got a questing *question about coding and your thene *theme

how do you make the thing links on the side to show up like they do? like when thejt go all ligth and then dartk

Do you know what? I have no fucking idea. It was in these theme when I installed it. One sec, let me look through it.

Okay. So in the html of whatever you want to hover, look for the name of the object. Like the pictures of my images are known as 'portrait'.

So you look for the:

.portrait {  }

And in that bit you put:

-webkit-transition: opacity 0.5s linear;-webkit-transition: all 1s ease-in-out;-moz-transition: all 1s ease-in-out;-o-transition: all 1s ease-in-out; opacity:0.6;

Then you create a new section, but add ':hover'. So you'd have a new section like:

.portrait:hover {   } 

And inside THAT bit you put:

opacity:1;

On second thoughts, I'm not the best at explanations.

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hey there driky ive got a questing *question about coding and your thene *theme

Fire away.

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Aliens and shit.

I'm alright, I guess. A little bored and making hardly any effort to relieve myself of that. You? 

Odd characters? sounds interesting.

and ive still got a lot to learn bout this remarkably odd site!

so rubbing off the subject how are you fairing dirk?