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Hufflepuff: I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my best friend. 😎👉👉

Ravenclaw: *without looking up from book* Leave me alone.

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Oh deer.

sirius black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech

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I rescued a bee about two weeks ago. It landed on my windowsill and showed no signs of movement until I put some sweetened water in front of him. He lapped it up like there was no tomorrow and when I moved my hand near to him to give him more water, he raised his lil’ bee leg and gave me a tiny high five. A little while later, after he’d perked up and was wondering around, he took to the skies.

I’ve never been happier.

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people who randomly compliment you on something you are insecure about are the nicest kind of people

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Ravenclaw: Wait. You’re saying there is now a video game bar in the city? Hufflepuff: Yeah it opened like two weeks ago. Gryffindor and I were there opening night. Slytherin: Is there an option to drunkenly kick your asses at Mario Kart? Gryffindor: I mean they have Mario Kart but I don’t think you could even beat us sober. Slytherin: *already has coat on and is running out the door* Ravenclaw: God damn it Slytherin. Wait for us!

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i just can’t get over how perfect the weasley family’s presents were to harry and ron on their seventeenth birthdays, even though superficially they’re the same thing

ron, who grew up poor and often got hand-me-downs from his brothers, got a brand new watch - he probably wasn’t that used to getting new things

whereas harry, who never really had much of a family history to connect to, got molly’s brother fabian’s watch, something with a lot of history and personal connection behind it that linked him to and made him a part of the weasley family

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TELL US ABOUT THE ACCIDENTAL PROFESSING OF LOVE you can't just drop that on us and expect to not have to tell.

Okay. So story time. First I should say I am terrible at flirting because I don’t do it all that often because I’m hella shy. We also don’t get a lot of guys in our store who aren’t coming in with a girlfriend as we don’t have an overly huge guy department.

But low and behold we had a guy come in with his guy friend and decided hey I would try an attempt with my limited flirting skills because he was My Type TM. Basically my flirting is just being more chatty and friendly than typical me. So I chat with him at the till as his friend stands smirking by. And we had a really nice conversation.

As I finish the transaction I say my standard customer leaving line of “I hope you have a lovely day”.

Now the poor boy was so dazzled by my limited flirting skills that he said “Thanks. I love you.”

There was a moment of absolute silence as we both contemplated what he said. Followed by him turning bright red and grabbing his friends arm to run full tilt from the store as his friend killed himself laughing.

He’s never returned to our store since (that I’m aware of). Poor guy. Pretty sure his friend will never let him live it down.

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Hogwarts Houses / Fairy Tales Aesthetic

Gryffindors are the fairy tale knights. They slay dragons, overthrow evil kings, and steal from the rich to give to the poor. They follow their hearts and spirits to the ends of the earth and beyond. Their stories teach us the value of courage and nobility – that we should always stand by what we think is right, regardless of the cost.

Hufflepuffs are the fairy tale lovers. Their hearts are large enough and warm enough to care for all of their subjects, rich or poor. No one is beyond redemption or love – not even the lowliest peasant or the most crooked pirate. Their stories teach us that the most precious treasure that one can find is someone who loves you as you are.

Ravenclaws are the fairy tale pioneers. They are enchanted by the magic of nature and yearn to understand and be one with it. Freedom and peace are their goal, and curiosity and wisdom are their tools. Their stories teach us the power of the mind – how logic can clear the air, how wisdom can bring people together, and how imagination can be a guiding star.

Slytherins are the fairy tale rebels. Their eyes are always on the horizon as they madly scheme and dream. They revere the monsters locked up in old castles, so they are utterly fearless. Their stories teach us that conventions should be challenged and that we should try to see the beauty and wonder in the dark unknown just as much as we do in brilliant light.

Everyone is a hero of their own story. Write your own.

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50 Harry Potter Themed Asks

1. Hogwarts House?

2: Patronus?

3: Butterbeer, fire whisky, or pumpkin juice

4: Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?

5: Favorite shop?

6: Your quidditch team?

7: Top five ships?

8: Otp?

9: Notp?

10: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?

11: Your wand?

12: Owl, cat, or toad?

13: Character you most identify with?

14: Character you hate for no good reason?

15: Character you would bring back to life?

16: Character you just want to be happy?

17: What does amortentia smell like to you?

18: Favorite Hogwarts class?

19: Least favorite Hogwarts class?

20: Favorite professor?

21: Centaurs, mermaids, or ghosts?

22: Chocolate frogs or Bertie Bott’s?

23: Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?

25: The Leaky Cauldron or The Three Broomsticks?

26: Lowkey ships?

27: Favorite Marauder?

28: The Knight Bus or broomstick travel?

29: Unicorns or Thestrals

30: Your go to spell?

31: Quidditch position or spectator?

32: Favorite friendship?

33: Animagus?

34: Wizarding World job?

35: Your broomstick type?

36: Dream Yule Ball date?

37: Gobstones or Wizard Chess?

38: Crookshanks or Pigwidgeon?

39: Potions expert or charms expert?

40: Favorite common room?

41: The Quibbler or The Daily Prophet?

42: Favorite of the Golden Trio?

43: Fantastic Beasts or The Cursed Child?

44: Invisibility cloak, elder wand, or resurrection stone?

45: Favorite minor character?

46: Harris or Gambon?

47: Would you apparate?

48: Favorite book?

49: Favorite movie?

50: Who would your BFF be?

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Right is it just me or are the trio wearing like a more grown up outfit in the epilogue  

Of what they wore in the last part of DH

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Slytherin: *comes up with a plan while drunk* What could possibly go wrong with this? Ravenclaw: *fully sober* You could literally die! Slytherin: You’re making this sound like an even more attractive idea.

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Slytherin: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: I like you.

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Hogwarts Houses x Bad Pick Up Lines

Gryffindor: was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

Ravenclaw: do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!

Hufflepuff: do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

Slytherin: ‘Pick up lines?’ … the trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Yeah, date me haha

Date a Hufflepuff who loves food

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Imagine being in your Hogwarts house common room with a candle floating above you to provide some light for your late night reading session 🖤📖🕯

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I’ve spent some time wondering at Dumbeldore’s rational for hiring Gilderoy Lockhart and I’ve reached the following conclusion.

When Dumbledore met Lockhart, all he thought was “Oh, this is going to be hilarious.”