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no idea why i looked up your url on tumblr. i havent lived in cleveland since 2016. yoy will make them pay
i already have
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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:




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Neitokainen is a body of water in Finland, which is shaped like Finland
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Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly
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today i had dinner at my favorite little hole in the wall mexican restaurant and as i was leaving i made sure to hold the door for an older lady behind me and as i stood outside getting my uber figured out the lady walked back up to me very nervously and said “you’re gonna think i’m a crazy lady but it was just put upon my spirit to tell you this: you’re god’s favorite” and she continued to apologetically tell me how she doesn’t know what it means but she was compelled to tell me that i’m god’s favorite. basically what im saying is so long suckers
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shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders
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What worker unions gave America
The 40 hour work week
Holiday pay
Every work holiday other than July 4th and Christmas
Overtime pay
Hazard Pay
Sick days
Holiday time
Disability insurance
Mandatory fire escapes on the job
on top of other basic-shit like requiring handrails, notices for dangerous chemicals, safety equipment, asbestos abatement, and more
Mandatory lunch breaks
Well-paying blue-collar work
The breaking of Robber Barons of the and early 20th Century
Decreased income inequality
The Minimum Wage
Medicare
Social Security
Pensions
The 401k
Increased standards of living
The Civil Rights Act and the EEOC
Don’t wait until Labor Day to thank the men and women who literally fought and died to give you the benefits of the society you’re living in today.
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lately i've been feeling like i've hit rock bottom, but everyday it seems there's still a few feet left to go.
#you always see yourself as the main character but protagonists generally pull themselves out of their hole#thats the whole point right. rock bottom gets them to see something they haven't considered and poof they fix it.#what if i see the light. what if i see what i have to do. i see whats wrong and there's a few things i could try to fix it and yet i falter#i don't think i'm strong enough to be the main character. at best i'm the first try hero.#y'know the one who either died trying a while back or whatever and the protagonist learns of this and defeats whatever evil they couldn't#i must be that.#my life isn't interesting enough to be a tragedy#it lacks three act structure
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I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.
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