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[timon-noworries]

Hard to pick just one, so I don't really blame you. Some mix of perfect, devine, and dapper. Pervinper. 

There's not much to do about nothing

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I'm here in person because of the importance of that owl. You can't owl baby talk! What are you thinking for the name? I'm thinking... maybe Timothy for a boy. Timantha for a girl.

I'm flawless, I know.

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Well that guy sounds the opposite of a goof.

There's not much to do about nothing

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But you can tell me.

I'm flawless, I know.

No need to tell me.

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No, Terkletoes. I think you're confusing that guy with someone else.

There's not much to do about nothing

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There's not much to do about nothing

Ma loves this Shakespeare guy but he's a goof. 

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I was thinking more along the lines of a potion, Rora. [laughs and jumps up on the table] It's not too bad, don't lose sleep over worrying about your dear friend Timon. I just forget stupid things like what I had for breakfast, where I left my shoes, and my last name. Well, actually nix that last part. I don't have a last name.

I think I drank something I shouldn't have

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I think I drank something I shouldn't have

I can't remember a thing.

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*grins* Easy peazy lemon squeezy. *opens his arms wide*

EXTRA EXTRA

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Hi.... dude? Ready for bed? Shouldn't you be in your jim jams?

-yawns-

Hiya dudes and dudettes

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*pops up, hands in his pockets, smirking* What's the reward?

EXTRA EXTRA

LOST WEBBY IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO CHESHIRE CAT EXTRA EXTRA *skips through the castle singing this*

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I'm Timon. That gives me a lot of leeway. Take the vacant room over there. *points and sits criss cross apple sauce on the floor* Not unless you make it yourself, mate.

——  [ ※ ]] ;;       “Can you do that? I thought Hogwarts was a fair democracy where we vote and have little flags. Which bed shall I take? And since I can’t have a basket, do I at least get a free breakfast in bed?"

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*slows down and turns around* I'm dubbing myself king of Hufflepuff... since, I'm not-.. not head but whatever doesn't matter. So as king, you'll need to be settled in. Minus the biscuit welcoming basket.

——  [ ※ ]] ;;              "I can live without the biscuits, I’ll still have the frogs," laughs at bit cause haha he almost fell over. "Wait, where are we going?" Runs after him, tripping a bit but he caught his balance right on time.

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Some imbecile is trying to tell me that I'm not flawless. Where are you to tell him he's wrong?

Now now, Rora. He’s clearly not right in the head, we’ve got to be good about this. Treat it delicately. Who is this it? Helen Keller reincarnated? I'm in the great hall, sweet heart. Where else?

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*smiles fades and is actually semi hurt what a stupid* Well then,  my friend, no biscuits for you.

*jumps up on the brick wall he's been sitting on, almost falls, and spanks his butt. hops down then runs off* Come on!

——  [ ※ ]] ;;           “I’ll leave you here and go get the frogs dude, if it’s a real emergency then the hospital wing will come to you.. you’ve just gotta believe. Well my friend it seems like you’ve been lied to a bakers dozen, because there is no far off land." 

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Just had one, right before you showed up. I can push it, and go another 10 minutes. Take me to the hospital wing if my cheeks turn pale, my lips turn blue, and I start foaming at the mouth. *looks from his arm up to his eyes* I've been lied to dozens of times....... but here I know you're telling the truth! You follow, I lead. Wait wait.... reverse that. Sorry, force of habit.

——  [ ※ ]] ;;             "You’re not eating one now, does this mean I’ll watch you die any minute now? No you see, I am going to a far off land," goes over and warps an around his shoulder, moving one of his hands to the side, "where it rains chocolate and drizzles maple syrup."