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every fucking day i pray for the downfall of the united states of america in the most ugly irrevocable manner possible and there is nothing my heart desires as much as this.
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tumblr sugar daddy bots piss me off like stop playing with my feelings like that because i really DO want a weekly allowance of $2,500 to $5,000 :(((((
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I can’t believe TTPD emotions are real and can hurt you.
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Seduce you with silliness because that’s all I got
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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely
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inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10
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most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
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Extremely entry-level no-fun-allowed hater moment incoming but. You, tumblr user, does that post actually "go harder that it has any right to" or are you just easily impressed by flowery prose with vaguely religious tone?
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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