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I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

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I’m a Piece of Garbage

California based designer Annica Lydenberg drags in discarded items from the street and painting self deprecating phrases on them. Gui Machado to photographed them on pristine, bright happy backgrounds, producing both a number of physical objects as well as a set of prints for this series. 

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Lana Del Rey photographed by Jane Stockdale (2011)

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do u ever just purposefully not look @ ur bank account because u know u fucked up

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by @palefoxsahara on Instagram http://ift.tt/24l812T

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in the sky ! is it amber rose ?? is it Eminem ?? they/them

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some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

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i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

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Kristen Stewart in “Café Society”

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

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concept: me, laying on a cloud, a peaceful observer and nothing more