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why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

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I made another man moan with my French and instantly got wet

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Ok *kisses the bridge of your nose because i love you and i like the way it is shaped*

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I know it isn’t supposed to be funny but the delivery of this tweet is absolutely sending me

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not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

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me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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Wanda and Vision. Aren’t we a fine pair? WANDAVISION (2021—) dir. Matt Shakman

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fun outfit idea!

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reblog this and put in the tags how you’re spending new year’s eve

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I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

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“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

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Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

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this is still….so funny

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Last summer my friend’s mom discovered hundreds of teeny tiny toad tadpoles in a puddle in her driveway. It was drying up, so she asked me about moving them to a nearby pond. I told her not to, because moving amphibians unnaturally between water bodies can spread disease.

So she filled up a watering can every morning and every evening and replenished the puddle, adding dechlorinator drops she uses for her fish tank to make sure the water was safe.

The tadpoles survived and grew up into little toads who eventually hopped out of the puddle.

I think about the tenderness and compassion of this a lot.