yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...
“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
In addition to finding her dad's love of Cooper Howard annoying, I also headcanon Lucy annoying her dad by mangling his idol's name, in the way we all (used to) do it to Bendydick Cucumberpatch.
Hooper Coward
Cooties Honolulu
Pooper Outhouse
Norm would rate them for creativity, and occasionally chime in with one of his own.