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Total funding amounts to $125.3M.
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The vet suggested a shirt instead of a cone for my cat. Fun Fact: Most Cats wear baby sizes 0-3 months. - Imgur
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Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.
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just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbd
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emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.
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nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh
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I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a person with a failing potato cafe
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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
"Make me",
"oh really",
"is that so"
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Images from the #50DollarsNot50Shades campaign on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/50-Dollars-not-50-Shades/713262428793958
Hollywood doesn’t need your money; abused women do.
Sponsors of this campaign include:
Stop Porn Culture stoppornculture/London Abused Women’s Centre/National Center on Sexual Exploitation/PATHS of Saskatchewan/Antipornography.org/ oneangrygirl.net
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years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
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