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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
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manifesting a completely private secret wedding for taylor, in a location that nobody knows on a day nobody knows. just her and her friends and family. not a cameraman to be seen. 🕯️
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on your side hugging a second pillow with both arms is such a goated sleep position when youre emotionally nornal and getting a healthy amount of physical touch probably
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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Why was one direction buying a teenage girl
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"it's not that deep" not yet but I've got a shovel and fan theories and digging makes great exercise!
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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
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One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
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drawing people i see in the city (47/?) lil dude also had the best conversation opener:
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“I was good, i was really good”
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On This Day In History
July 19th, 1947: Brian May, songwriter and lead guitarist of Queen, is born. He has in a Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (CBE) from Queen Elizabeth II for his music and a PhD from Imperial College London for his astrophysics.
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