'Bout time I joined the fray. Name's Haephestus. Proud to be the Doc's eighteenth-favorite asset. If you put me in contact with MERC I'll find out where you live.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Hey, I'm sober now.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I should get plastered today. I deserve it.
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New shipment in at Annex in... hopefully now, but I don't know if the delivery got sidetracked again. Need to send anyone other than Iliana to drive the truck, she always makes a god damn stop at that one filet place
Anyways. Gun parts you can have are in the big grey box. Don't touch the rest they're for the control guys
//@2bposting
YES! Thanks Doc!
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Okay, I'll be there soon, don't stress.
cigarette forr cod pl PLEASE
THEY WMONT FUCKING GIVE ME ANY
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Sure, where are you right now?
cigarette forr cod pl PLEASE
THEY WMONT FUCKING GIVE ME ANY
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I mean, yeah, I can see why that would be traumatic.
Rejoining the agency Auditor payed me like 200 times ma paycheck here sorry
-@deimos-nevadaposting
Oh for the- money is no god damn object. If you are unhappy with your current pay, why the hell didn't you bring it up sooner? Come to my office, we can discuss it
And you'll keep the current benefits of not dealing with all the Agency's god damn dictatorial bullshit
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He's not that bad...
Rejoining the agency Auditor payed me like 200 times ma paycheck here sorry
-@deimos-nevadaposting
Oh for the- money is no god damn object. If you are unhappy with your current pay, why the hell didn't you bring it up sooner? Come to my office, we can discuss it
And you'll keep the current benefits of not dealing with all the Agency's god damn dictatorial bullshit
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Spot the semicolon!
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wh3re do thEEEEEE hhh ho hsotages keee3p ge t 77ing these ph00nes
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Smiles.
wh3re do thEEEEEE hhh ho hsotages keee3p ge t 77ing these ph00nes
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Join the club, pal.
guys i just died what the fuck do i do
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I think the agents are cute if they were real I'd kidnap one and force them to be my roommate
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Yeah, that works.
I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims
its. its true i guess
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Sorry pal, money is money. I don't get paid enough.
I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims
its. its true i guess
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Yeah, I can kill him for you.
I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims
its. its true i guess
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I meant, how much are you paying me.
I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims
its. its true i guess
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