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Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

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if you're a fan of disco elysium and star trek voyager you come down with a disorder known as "harry kim syndrome" where you fuck up the names of characters between the two pieces of media

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Today my friend said something along the lines of, "It's gonna feel so good to get top surgery and get your huge F-cup boobs cut off. It's gonna be like shaving a matted dog," and that's like the funniest comparison to make on planet earth.

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laios' party as half foots

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very vicious very STRONG gorl takes her meds…

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I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.

(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

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ねえ　といれ行きません？

Hey, let's go to my loo together

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

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i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm, i am an actual worm

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New ick unlocked

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Garak was late to lunch that day because he was building a bomb to destroy his shop. He was eating Delavian chocolates while he made it. He saw an assassin and knew for whom the bell tolled, but he still ate his chocolates, and he still went to lunch, just a little late. Because he was making a bomb to blow himself up with.

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i'm back on my meme bullshit

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BFFS!