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> Attend HER MAJESTY.

You bid FERDINAND hold that thought, that you might see your duty done.

Then you fuck off with great haste.

In pleasant news, your powerful MAGICS were sufficient to bear you to HER MAJESTY'S side before any others. As you had hoped, the prospect of food appears to have kept THE PROFESSOR distracted long enough for you to have a private word with LADY EDELGARD; given the time, the woman must be well into her social BREAKFASTS by now rather than her functional meals, so it is unlikely that you will be able to enjoy this solitude for more than a few precious minutes. You endeavor to make the most of them.
As she is wont to do, HER MAJESTY waves off your respectful and appropriate bow of greeting and inquires as to your wellness. As you are wont to do, you lie. She humors you by not pushing the issue or saying anything that would require you to disengage your hearing, and you humor her by not commenting on her late arrival or rather alarming state of dress. As it is, you are grateful that she has come so far in perfecting the art of sleeping, and you fear a repeat of your previous conversation with DOROTHEA.
But you needn’t be afraid, for some is well. HER MAJESTY seems pleased that you have acquired a legally compliant breakfast and comments that she rather urgently needs to acquire her own. This, clearly, was an order that demands your immediate action.
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#BESTIE BREKKY TIME RIGHT NOW !!!!!!#/silly#oh.... the egg....#EDIE GIVE IT UP FOR SLEEPYTIME EDIE#OH.... THE FERBIES......#giggle giggle smiles like doro :)
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I swear to God, if someone were to trap 2 million animals, deprive them of food and water, and kill 50,000 of them, the world would be shaken by this catastrophe and brutality.
What's happening is unbelievable, illogical. We are human beings... human beings!!
If we do not die from the occupation's bombing, we will die in the air Please help us and donate to our families here.
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Reposted from txtfromIR :
CALLING TO ALL INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY, JOURNALIST & MEDIA ❗
Please tag foreign influencers, journalists, media, etc. We need the world to watch, support and stand in solidarity with the people of Indonesia 🇮🇩





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so the other day a castmate of mine was talking about having once been a little girl (at this point, i all but short-circuited because said castmate is a man in his mid-sixties and my brain had its little moment of “!!!!! trans person!!! and he’s OLD!!!!”) and being asked if there was a famous person he looked up to or wanted to look or be more like. and he said— again, as a little girl at this point— “santa claus!” and everyone thought he was weird for it.
and this story doesn’t read as well over text because you really have to see the guy. but he looks just like santa claus. he’s got the long white hair and the beard and the belly and everything. and i just. the amount of secondhand trans joy i experienced is truly insane. i’m gonna get old! i’m gonna get old the way i wanna get old! hey everybody you’re gonna get old; we’ve been doing it for years!
anyway shoutout to the santa claus of my cast and to every older trans person we love you so fucking much
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So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?
“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”
And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.
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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
#the magnus archives#ive only got a few ppl i follow that post abt this so i think id notice in aabout a month give or take#ik its pretty big so itll be noticeable enough i think
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Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye
#THIS THIS IS IT#MY CUTE LITTLE CRAFTS . I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IM OVER PRICING THEM AAAFH#“u gotta respect ur own work” I DO I TRY. BUT I DONT THINK LOTS OF PEOPLE RESEPCT IT ENOUGH#i cant keep thinking like this#i know theres a market for it i just need to find my niche and the right event#but god im scared im tired my design degree with a focus in fiberwork . im scared man#i gotta keep going. i gotta keep going for the fiber and fashion and garment and craft artist of the future#man. this post is it. all my worries#if fiber and ceramics and craftsmanship has no fans i am dead#thabk u for this post. it feel great to see what ive been thinking put into words#the good luck reblog post thing is a bonus
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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.



P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
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It is true that the war in Gaza has stopped, but many battles have begun. Citizens, especially children, the sick, women and the elderly, whose homes were destroyed by the Israeli occupation forces They now find themselves sleeping in the open, under the harsh cold and rain, in extremely difficult humanitarian conditions, lacking the most basic necessities of life. Destroyed hospitals can no longer accommodate patients, contaminated water threatens the lives of those who remain, while the world merely watches, leaving Gaza to bleed silently under the weight of an unprecedented humanitarian disaster.
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Took this from Instagram because this is urgent US folks.
You need to call and email your reps no matter if you live in a red or blue state. This cannot be allowed to pass.
It will prevent anyone who has ever changed their name from voting (including their last name)
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another WINNER Best New Artist is Chappell Roan at the 67th GRAMMY’s and our princess shouted out Trans Girls! As she should 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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In case anyone missed how unambiguous Musk's nazi salute was.
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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...
1. DO NOT censor your posts
dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)
2. we dont really have an algorithm
you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points
3. dont crosstag
we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)
4. dont expect to go viral/be famous
"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is
5. blocking is your best friend
tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on
6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture
this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app
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grief is so crazy like what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. does she know i loved her. i miss her so much. i catch myself doing things she used to do. i wish i could call her. i miss her so much. i do a crossword puzzle. i cry while washing the dishes. does she know i loved her? my heart feels like a hummingbird. i miss her so much. what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. what if i forget.
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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever
If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.
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