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Wait no- it's alright Julia! Don't do it again, okay?

Hey Jules (if I may call you that) sorry your paters are ignoring you, I just went and screamed to Octavius about it. In the meantime, merry Christmas dear :) -A Visiting Peruvian Exhibit

Thank you! Merry Christmas too!

Do not get too mad at them…. They are busy! I do not want to actually take over Rome….. mostly.

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Where did Julia come from?! I thought I was the one being stepped on!

*I almost step on you by accident*

YOU BUFFOON! CAN'T YOU SEE ME DOWN HERE!? *Octavius unsheathes his sword and points it at you.*

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O-Oh. Thank you.

*Dexter comes over to your exhibit and sniffs you*

Wha- what are you doing, you vile beast! What do you want?!

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*Dexter comes over to your exhibit and sniffs you*

Wha- what are you doing, you vile beast! What do you want?!

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Octavius, may I ask you about something?

From, Ahk 𓋹

Of course you may, my liege. What is the matter?

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*I almost step on you by accident*

YOU BUFFOON! CAN'T YOU SEE ME DOWN HERE!? *Octavius unsheathes his sword and points it at you.*

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Do not, under ANY circumstances "Julius-Caesar" me, young woman! I am - am I? - your father!

Hey Jules (if I may call you that) sorry your paters are ignoring you, I just went and screamed to Octavius about it. In the meantime, merry Christmas dear :) -A Visiting Peruvian Exhibit

Thank you! Merry Christmas too!

Do not get too mad at them…. They are busy! I do not want to actually take over Rome….. mostly.

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good for you

Well, I have been quite busy... but I decided to check this "tumblr blog" and see what other news you buffoons might have for me.

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Cursed night at the museum drawings

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MOSTLY?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MOSTLY"?!

Hey Jules (if I may call you that) sorry your paters are ignoring you, I just went and screamed to Octavius about it. In the meantime, merry Christmas dear :) -A Visiting Peruvian Exhibit

Thank you! Merry Christmas too!

Do not get too mad at them…. They are busy! I do not want to actually take over Rome….. mostly.

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(Octavius is very confused.)

(Well, he'll admit, he didn't really pay attention to the girl, but still. How on earth is she his daughter?)

*GENTLY SHAKES* YOU HAVE A CHILD?! IS THIS ALLOWED?!

TRUST ME I DO NOT KNOW AS TO HOW OR WHY THIS HAPPENED BUT I DO NOW-

also can you please stop shaking me its making me quite lightheaded

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Well then let's just hope that they're not both.

How do you avoid being stepped on?

I... just don't? I guess I'll shout once or twice, but for the most part no one has ever come close to stepping on me.

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Oh. I guess that's not too horrendous.

Has there ever been a stray cat that wandered inside the museum?

Oh, yes! Ahkmenrah was absolutely inlove with it, and Larry was quite skeptical. It kept licking me for some odd reason.

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Jedediah got you from where????

I might have to speak to him later.

*GENTLY SHAKES* YOU HAVE A CHILD?! IS THIS ALLOWED?!

TRUST ME I DO NOT KNOW AS TO HOW OR WHY THIS HAPPENED BUT I DO NOW-

also can you please stop shaking me its making me quite lightheaded

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Ahk’s Cats

𓋹 Asim

𓋹 Aya

𓋹 Aziza

𓋹 Bud

𓋹 CJ

𓋹 Dakarai

𓋹 Gahji

𓋹 Kamuzu

𓋹 Nanu

𓋹 Nanu Jr.

𓋹 Nenet

𓋹 Oba

𓋹 Safiya

𓋹 Shani

𓋹 Tahemet