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You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

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Lady Luck, take the wheel.

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I made a small short sad gay mermaid comic that I just so happened to finish on coming out day!

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I’m worth so much more than the ways I’ve been treated

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TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

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What true love looks like.

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

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On The Spot: Ep. 116 - Bobbing for Turkey Legs

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achievement hunter | SKY FACTORY

“ yeah, i make chickens ”

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the meme, the myth, the legend

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*looks at my selfies* *looks at videos of myself* *looks in the mirror* so what is the truth