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Sweetgum

When Moonshines sensed her time had come, she returned to the creek in the dead of night, wanting to avoid making a fuss. The crickets sang her homecoming, and nannerflies lit her path, bumping her cheek affectionately as if bidding her farewell.

Her hand trailed over the rough bark of the Grandma tree; leaves fell from above only to be picked up by a light breeze that followed her to a willow tree by the waters. The hanging branches gently brushed against her head, like a mother caressing her daughter’s hair. Stepping into the warm stream, Moonshine ventured deeper into the creek, far beyond where any stump or gator would be.

Half-sunk in the swamp, a forgotten old airship rested. It was rotting and barely held together by the ivy that coated its exterior, yet it had managed to last this long. Wading through the muddy waters, she entered a familiar hole in the hull, climbed up the creaking stairs, until finally reaching the captain’s quarters. She pat an old chair in the corner with a bag at its foot before crawling into her spot in the centre of the bed. Time had worn away the planks above, allowing her to lie beneath the clear crick skies one last time. The song of the crickets chirping along to the running waters soon faded, the nannerflies fluttered away, even the soft vibrations of a old possum purring, nestled in her bosom became numb as Melora welcomed an old friend into her embrace.

The next morning, the crick discovered a new tree deep within the living woods. It wasn’t as tall as the Grandma tree that guided new cricks to their shores or as far-reaching as the Green Willow that sheltered everything from dragons to chippermunks. There was nothing really special about it besides the red leaves that were as vibrant as a famous druid’s hair and an old airship, mushrooms sprouting from the old planks, cradled high in its winding branches along with a few nesting crows. The flap of one’s wings disturbing a forgotten cubby, the door falling off and the contents fluttering down to the bed; finally delivered.

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i love that every time they do a choose your own adventure book on naddpod they play a toxic gay person in a fraught romantic relationship trying to seek a possible missed connection with their best friend

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Welly "I actually find it really hard to hang out when I eat... I just feel like I don't understand when you're supposed to be chewing and when you're supposed to be talking and this transition from one to the other feels really complicated" Hamdam aka autistic icon

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sometimes naddpod will go weeks or months without reupping the rent control gunshots reminding us that it’s a cum podcast. other times they’ll talk about cloacal kisses for 40 straight minutes after weeks of carnal corners and crow tuah

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Sorry for spoilers for a one-shot from years ago from a super niche dnd podcast but Murph really went hmmm yeah I need to do a donkey kong one-shot why not write lore about donkey kong killing king k rool by strangling him with his bare hands and grappling with this decision after. and then have a fire bomb go off and incinerate half the room at a peace summit between the kongs and the zards. He did that.

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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brennan plays lesbians and murph plays dykes. no I will not explain but also I feel like it's self explanatory

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i noticed how many times hardwon kisses and wants to kiss men in the early eps of naddpod….. so then i spent the rest of my naddpod relisten making this

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murph mention 🚨🚨

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Some OTGW 3D Illos I made last year!

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they have so much in common

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lullabies from the wild side by emily axford. and post.

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My dash is getting a little slow and I’m looking for more people to follow. So reblog this if you post about any of the following!

Worlds Beyond Number/The Wizard, The Witch, and The Wild One

NADDPOD

Dimension 20

BBC Merlin

Avatar the Last Airbender

Teen Wolf

Tamora Pierce’s Tortall Books

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Welcome to Skaldova

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redownloaded the tumblr app just to talk about these. holy shit they look so good are they looking for a third

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i'm listening to episode 27 of campaign 3, and the fight against King Duerretar is one of the most intense of the podcast. This is my second time and I am still gasping and nervous, even though I know what happens.

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Showing Welly Hamdam a Georgia O'Keeffe coffee table book and she dies instantly