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[The Kane brothers as kids]

Rowan: How do I know when the water is boiled?

Cal: Just put your hand in.

Rowan: Alright thanks.

Declan, running into the kitchen: No no no no-

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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You know how people sometimes get a cat by just having a random stray cat with no collar and no chip walk in and sit on the couch like "yo fucknuts I live here now", and the people just go "well fuck, guess I gotta go get a litterbox then."

Now consider: Humans doing that to the fae. Not being captured by the fae folk, not taken against their will but stubbornly walking in to their realm and refusing to leave before one of them agrees to take this damn creature. Faeries telling each other "naww come on, you can't make it leave, it already ate your food. Everyone knows you gotta keep them if you've fed them."

And another faery yells back "I did not fucking feed that thing, it climbed into my pantry and was eating flour straight out of the bag!"

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how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

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Andre the Ice-Cream Man Yelp Reviews

1 star

I’m allergic to strawberries but he gave them to me because of my love’s lips. I tried to explain but then he started talking about magic and crying. 

5 star

It all perfectly matched with my date and tasted amazing. Would recommend if you happen to be in Paris. Super cheap as well! Girlfriend really must be more of a chocoholic than I thought because he said chocolate eyes but mine are blue, guess she only has eyes for chocolate

1 star

Impossible to find. When I did terrible location and no choice. Held the cone in his hands without gloves or a napkin or anything. Maybe he moves to avoid health inspectors?

2 stars

Went there with my girlfriend. First time there and he somehow revealed I was cheating. How did he know? Not to mention that whole “I brought all the famous couples of Paris together.” I came here for ice-cream not your resume! Good ice-cream though. Like the cups

1 star

Apparently couples only get one between them? I really wanted to try the vanilla but apparently “chocolate, praline, and white nougat for you, a special concoction to keep your love true!” Screw that, I want vanilla and caramel!

1 star

Hurry up and akumatimise me Hawkmoth so I can push this stupid cart into a river and not get sued for it! Such a stupid trend and ordering is impossible. I love nobody so he had a break down because apparently you can’t order he just gives you it to match with your love. 

5 stars!

Gave me the boost I needed to confess to my love!! He saw the ice-cream I got matched him and we’re going on a date next week!!

1 star

Girl I barely knew dragged me there. Found out she loved me (I already have a fiance who I love) and Andre went on about love. Now I have to find a way to reject her before next week as that idiot made it impossible to do at the time. Thanks a lot ice-cream man, maybe you should stick to serving ice-cream (doing your job) rather than play match maker.

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Unhinged Marinette and Jason trying to stop her

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Someone on discord made this below and it is beautiful. I don't know if they got a Tumblr but credits to you, my dude.

It's perfection

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Vigilante Meeting

Batman: -so, I’ve decided to change the existing patrol routes and initiate a rotation [points to a display] you can see them here. Any objections?

Everyone:

Everyone: [glances at Red Hood, who isn’t listening]

Nightwing: [elbows him]

Red Hood: [startles] wha? huh? oh, um… [looks around at the others who are all staring at him]

Red Hood: ah, yes.

Red Hood: [slams his fist on the table] THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

Batman: [annoyed] you don’t even know what we’re talking about

Red Hood: [stands up so abruptly his chair goes flying and points at Batman] FUCK YOU AND THE COW YOU RODE IN ON

Batman: Hood-

Red Hood: THIS IS ABUSE OF AUTHORITY

Red Hood: [gesticulating angrily] THE AU-DA-CITY!

Robin: [suddenly] Wait, did you RIDE BATCOW?

Batman: wha- no!

Robin: SHE IS NOT A HORSE HOW DARE YOU!

Red Hood: YOU HYPOCRITICAL, NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE

Batman: [to Damian] I didn’t-

Red Hood: UNSCRUPULOUS!

Robin: I CANNOT BELIEVE-

Nightwing: [to Red Robin, quietly] that was close

Red Robin: [relieved] yeah, no way was I gonna change my route

Blackbat: [nods in agreement]

Batman: That is ENOUGH!

Red Hood: [kicks the fallen chair] YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Robin: [screeching] ANIMAL ABUSE

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i like the idea that bruce just shows up to league meetings with his birds with absolutely no explanation offered

i mean this man frequently stalks his coworkers and knows everything that's happening in their personal lives and i think he'd forget that HE is the weird one for doing it and not everybody automatically knows when he's acquired a new child

so he just shows up at the watchtower with a new bird and literally says nothing about it . just sits at his chair with the latest robin standing next to him and literally doesn't acknowledge that anything is different and it gets even more confusing when they change their costumes and names 😭

like

20-something bruce: and containing this may be a matter of-flash did you have a question

barry: uh. yeah. sorry, what is that?

20-something bruce: (glancing at 9 yr old dick who has been next to him for 45 minutes) that's robin. obviously. as i was saying,

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early 30s bruce, who hasn't shown up with a robin for a few years, entering with a nightwing and a jason todd robin:

barry:

diana:

hal:

j'onn:

bruce: what.

hal:

hal: do you like clone them or

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mid 30s bruce, quietly talking with a clearly-not-sixteen-years-old robin in the corner after being without one for two years:

hal:

diana:

barry:

j'onn:

clark:

bruce:

tim:

bruce: this one followed me

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late 30s bruce zeta-beaming in with a nightwing, a slightly older robin, and an absolutely BUILT man in a red hood:

barry: did you hire a bodyguard

bruce: no.

barry: whos mr red over there

bruce: you don't remember my second one???

barry:

hal:

diana:

j'onn:

clark:

barry: did. did that one not die

jason: got better

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later 30s bruce, quietly showing around a blonde robin:

hal:

bruce: don't ask.

hal: i didn't say anything

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40 yr old bruce, making intense, unbroken eye contact with a black shadow:

clark, leaning over to talk to tim: what are they doing

tim, not looking up from his fancy ipad: do i look like i know that

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red robin popping in unnanounced in the middle of a league meeting: batman is alive.

barry: who the FUCK are you???

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batman, some minutes later, trailed by what is CLEARLY a new robin: did red robin happen to pass through here????

barry: i have several questions

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no-longer-lost-in-the-time-stream bruce, talking to batgirl, black bat, and the signal:

hal: did you get three more.

bruce: no. just one.

hal: i shouldn't have asked, my bad

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mid 40s bruce wayne, stepping out of the zeta tube: sorry i'm late

diana: not to worry. let's get start-

bruce: i have a few more coming behind me

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

jason: hi

cass: 👋

diana:

diana: ok should we st-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

dick, holding damian like a scowling, sopping wet cat: bruce he's not feeling polite today

damian: HISSS

bruce: okay does he need to go back?

dick: he said he's fine but hes just not feeling polite

diana:

diana: is that the las-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

steph: b i need a hair tie

diana:

diana: so can-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

duke: b did i miss rolecall

diana: no, signal, you did not. let's-

zeta tube: 🌀🌀🌀

tim: b alf is mad at you

bruce: why

hal: it's like a fucking clown car

steph: you didn't eat breakfast

tim: you didn't eat breakfast either

steph: shut.

damian: HISSSS

jason: wing. if you do not keep that brat quiet-

dick: hes a BABY!!!!!

duke: you didn't eat breakfast either, timothy

jason: hes a BITCH!!!!!

tim: who the fuck told you????

cass: :)

hal: (storming off, in tears), YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN.

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Batman: Did you take care of the guard?

Robin!Jason: Yeah! Dick told me to distract him but I thought that would take too long.

Flashback

Robin: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Robin: *chloroforms guard

Flashback end

Batman: What? He’s gonna wake up in like three hours?!

Robin: It was either that or push him out the window. You disapproved the last time I did that.

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Daminette Headcanon #??

Meet cute/meet disaster opportunity in Gotham. So Marinette is new to the city, and her stash of fabric and notions is completely depleted because she had to downsize when moving across the Atlantic (she had way too much stuff to ship with her.) So she's trying to find Gotham's fabric district which does exist... but it's frequented mainly by villains or henchpeople who need fabric for their costumes. Otherwise, everyone just buys online. Marnette though needs to see her stuff in person, needs to feel the fabric and test stretch and shit. So she's struggling down the street burdened by like five bags and a whole bolt of fabric and Damian (overachiever that he is) is doing an early evening patrol as Robin, and sees this little slip-of-nothing girl walking out of a fabric store that is definitely only frequented by villains and is a front for a local gang, and thinks 'oh, this is a new villain and/or she's being blackmailed to create new outfits' and so he prepares to swing down and interrogate her. Now Marinette, total badass that she is, can handle herself (yes, all her friends and family told her she shouldn't move to Gotham, but she's a hero too and Gotham ain't got shit on Hawkmoth) and she knows this isn't the best part of town, but it's the only place that has fabric stores, and the prices are really good so of course, she's gonna stock up. She knows she looks like an easy target but she is not. But bad guys don't know that, so a pair of idiots come up to her on the street and start harassing her and trying to rob her. One goes to hit her, and she totally backhands them and then knocks them both out flat in under 30 seconds. Not a hair out of place and all of her purchases are still safe and sound. And Robin is shocked up above (and kinda turned on) and is now definitely thinking that this girl is the newest up-and-coming supervillain, and he hears her mutter, "these fools have nothing on Paris." And so he swings down, intrigued, and wanting to know who this new danger is. He doesn't want to be too sus at first though and asks if she's fine (Richard would be proud of how far he's come at interpersonal skills) Of course, Marinette knows who the local heroes are (she doesn't want to step on anyone's toes after all) and so is very friendly at first, and basically says, "I'm okay and don't need any help, after all, you don't survive long in Paris if you can't handle yourself, but it's nice to know Gotham's heroes are looking out." And Robin doesn't know if that's meant to be a threat or sincere. And so he offers to walk her home because that's what a hero would do with a normal civilian right?? Not one that he was trying to gauge what their notorious schemes are, right?? But Marinette easily agrees, and in her mind, is just happy to get a read on the local heroes, and just chats with Robin the whole way home about Gotham and what amazing styles she can get from its local design and architecture. And Damian is so?? confused??? Is this girl an artist? IS she a villain artist?? What kind of schemes are going to happen here. And so he obviously has to know more about this amazi- he means potentially dangerous woman, and so when he sees her safely home asks to maybe, visit? Again? And Marinette is all like 😁😁 Sure, happy to help Gotham's heroes however she can. Damian is like 'perfect, I have managed to open a line of inquiry into a potential threat, now I just need to visit often- I mean monitor her carefully to figure out her plans' and Marinette is just like, 'The Gotham heroes are much more welcoming than I thought they would be. I got fabric, beat up some baddies, and made a new friend all in one evening!'

Their falling in love is kinda inevitable.

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love languages according to soukoku

physical touch (violence)

words of affirmation (insults)

quality time (fighting other people)

gift giving (bombs)

acts of service (whatever the fuck that one scene in dead apple was)