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[tinykween]

How to Live a Borrower Friendly Life:

1. Write down your entire schedule on a giant whiteboard you keep hung up, and stick to that schedule no matter what (bonus points if it’s more of a routine, and your gone at the same time every week)

2. Have a social life! Hanging out with friends will give borrowers much-needed time to gather supplies

3. Eat healthy and wait a couple hours before doing the dishes

4. Clean the house / your room often, including dusting every surface (bonus points if you use a mop/broom instead of a vacuum)

5. Pick up an artistic hobby (bonus points if it’s sewing) that give you an excuse to leave borrowing materials everywhere, such as fabric scraps, thread, pins, etc. (more bonus points if this hobby is music, because the borrowers would enjoy listening to you through the walls)

6. Walk and talk softly

7. Use chemical free cleaning products, cooking products, etc.

8. Own plants: they change the atmosphere of your house and will improve the borrower’s health

9. Invest in carpets

Comment if you guys have anything to add!

ps this is totally not just me using your love for borrowers to trick you guys into living a healthy lifestyle… but it totally works and I use it on myself when I’m lazy

[tinykween]

Chomp

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

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mermit-a-day may #3

Seaspeaker Tango time!!!! boi got injured and put in quarantine, much to his annoyance. tango top is a banana variant goldentail, also known as the bastard moray :) seems fitting lol

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DippleDop!

*Mermit-a-day-may #1

Seaspeaker Impulse! he is a black tipped reef shark!

*for anyone confused its a mashup of hermit-a-day may and mermay (mer hermit = mermit)

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they want uppies !!

(impulse won’t stop shooting them with his power V flame bow to make them throw their hands up)

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Esmp Joel nomming Jimmy down after already eating like 5 sheriff plushes... OUGH comfwy bewwy

-Flush (if that name is ok) (〃ﾉ-ﾉ)

there is something slightly unsettling about sharing a space with a bunch of felt copies of you-

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SHIT FUCK DAMMIT I FORGOT

Is there a prompt list posted somewhere??!?

mermay is almost upon us which means YALL ARE GETTING RELENTLESS FISHPOSTIN WOOOOOOOO

i wasnt normal about the fish when it wasnt may and now i have twice the excuse to draw them:))))))))

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Ack I disappeared yesterday

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

:]

Kinda excited- its my bday today.

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day 94. 150 likes 100 reblogs and i'll shrink him again . if anyone reblogs more than 15 times im putting you in the Hall Of Shame

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Le poisson scar!!

Fish

le poisson scar

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Robot preds ☝️ they may be cold on the outside but their insides are nice and warm, they don't produce saliva so you don't have to worry about your things getting messed up.

They're programmed to protect, and what's more secure and protecting than inside of them? You'll be just fine curled up in their core, they reassure you that you'll be safe and unharmed.

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ok but like

Vore in a protective , parent-like sense will always get me, it will always remain my favourite.

A pred giving a prey a comfort they lost, being their home temporarily.

The pred saying things like

"You're safe now"

"I will protect you"

"You're very brave, I'm proud of you"

For the pred to call their prey "little one" "small one", etc.

For the pred to hum a gentle lullaby to their scared prey

And for the prey to say things like

"Hide me"

"Protect me"

"I have no home/no body/nowhere to go"

The descriptions of a stomach as a cradle, the soft sobs a frightened prey lets out as they huddle into the soft flesh, they speak their fears and pain into the walls and the folds of the being around them.

And the walls listen to them.

To be cared for, to be loved, to be hidden where no one should see or harm you.

Idk man.

[tinykween]

@baka-monarch come hither!!

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They is just babyyyyyy

Thoughts on ghast hybrids?

i think theyre pretty great :3

just from my own mind, i think full hybrids are kind of like jellyfish mers? where the lower half has tentacles and a bit of a bell and all that. they might have cartilage instead of bones kind of like sharks

the babies are very little you could hold them in your hand and then they get sooo big like an adult ghast- massive growth from spawn to full size

ghastlets also need to be kept hydrated like their mob counterparts(headcanoned from roman's blog about bleebus lol) and will seek out sources of moisture// meaning sometimes they end up clinging to players when their mom isnt around

presumably its more of a spectrum of how many of the traits they express, there are hybrids that look much more human and just have pale skin or tentacles, but usually theyre mixed or something(maybe like how ranboo has half his face all white like that)

all of them are very protective of their flock(?) and go a little instinct haywire when danger is about

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for some reason i am incapable of having a normal reaction to good art. i cannot look at a really pretty doodle and just be like 'wow thats so good!' i instead am just filled with seething rage for no reason. is it envy? maybe?? but it just manifests as violence and i am not allowed to look at things for too long lest i set fire to myself in the flood

(this is totally not about tori's art nope dont know where youd get that idea mutuals turn back around and say nothing)

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Trap him like a bug and take him outside

Drawn version under the cut : 3

What do you think he's playing? My bet is pokemon. This was also drawn forever ago

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Yes

hermitcraft scp au....