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what's her fucking problem lol

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guys im back in the haselden archives and oh my GOD

may 29, 1929: what if you hired teams of hotboys to get votes

jan 24, 1917: ye olde micropig/urban pig fad

Feb 11, 1928: suck it, elon?

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FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

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hermit crab mimic...... i love you hermit crab mimic..... so cool....

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Day 16 making birds from blobs

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Day 15. An rainbow in pastels instead of watercollors because I went to the theater and it is late.

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It's snowing here's my big long feet

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Day 14. Drawing clothes from the top of my head

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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How to know someone loves you(r) back 💖

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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Day 13 drawing white on black.

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Day 12. Yust creating an patern.

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Day 10. Cheeted a little bit by looking at my page, but doing this in pen instead of pencil is an big step for me. My water bottle and my favorite snack.

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Day 10. Transformative because I will be moving this year and go from student to the workfield

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Day 9. This was harder than I imagined at the start. All cups are individually filled