tinytelepath
tinytelepath
Small and Angry
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31, Mrs Weatherboy, CEO of Southern Crossroads Investments. Probably hanging out with the Queen, it's your job to guess which one. "Too Goddamn Observant" - Prince Abby. ((IC Sideblog for weirdnessxmagnet))
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tinytelepath · 22 hours ago
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making a collection
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tinytelepath · 3 days ago
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The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous startups in Silicon Valley, I will spare the whole place for their sake.” Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five startups?” // “If I find forty-five there,” God said, “I will not destroy it.”
… The two venture capitalists arrived at Palo Alto in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. … They did go with him and entered his $0.9m one-bedroom home. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without gluten, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of Silicon Valley—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can pitch our startups to them.”
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tinytelepath · 3 days ago
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I’M ABOUT TO GO NUCLEAR IN THE PUSSY. I’M TALKING BIG EXPLOSION: NO SURVIVORS
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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@hisasherah
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Now a lot of people, a lot of well-meaning people, what they're gonna say to you is, Revenge feels empty. You do all that, you go all that way, you get the revenge, you feel nothing. So you just shouldn't bother. And what I'm gonna say is, it varies. Take me. First time I got revenge, yeah, pretty empty, and I was like, yeah, okay, I guess they were right. But then the second time I had to get revenge, woah nelly! Better than sex! So I was like, alright, first time was a fluke, it's like when you have to pump the pump on a soap dispenser a couple of times to get it going, but now we're in business. But the third time, that sort of just fell on a mid point between the first and the second. It was just okay. Fourth time was as good as the second, fifth time was as good as the third, but then the sixth time, you know, that was so awful I thought maybe the tank was empty, but then the seventh time was so good, you know, made me wonder why I even bothered the second and fourth times. Eighth time was just okay. I had a cold. Nothing's as good when you have a cold. And so on, and so forth. What I'm saying is that you gotta keep at it. Artists don't let a dry spell spoil their passion, and people are gonna say a lot of profound-sounding stuff when you've got their dad who killed your dad dangling off something
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Oh hey man. They're plotting against you. Anyway catch you later.
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Tamara Ralph | Fall/Winter 2025 Couture
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Tamara Ralph | Fall/Winter 2025 Couture
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Declaw
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Does anyone else find it odd that Cancer horoscopes are always so soft and gentle for a star sign represented by a creature with two crushing claws and a shell you need to pry open with a knife to get to what's inside?
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tinytelepath · 4 days ago
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Zuhair Murad | Fall/Winter 2025 Couture
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tinytelepath · 5 days ago
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tinytelepath · 5 days ago
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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
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tinytelepath · 6 days ago
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Georges Hobeika | Fall/Winter 2025 Couture
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tinytelepath · 6 days ago
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Paolo Sebastian | Scattered to the Winds
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tinytelepath · 8 days ago
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tinytelepath · 8 days ago
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“your nipples are showing” ok? say thank you
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