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Let’s scream with mama

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A few Mermay designs for this year! They're available as adoptables over on my ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/guttertongue/shop

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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

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Rawr ~

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No Snakes, Yes Snakes

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Of course the babygirl pose or whatever u say

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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I feel like if I tasted this, I would experience an emotion unknown to any human and before I’d be able to describe it I would die

BLUE !!

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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

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i love narcan i love plan b i love cross sex hormones I HATE almond milk it's too thin for most vegan drinks and baking yet too fucknasty flavored for a lot of cooking you'd want something thinner for so what's its deal exactly

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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some v quick moon doodles before bed :) i colorpicked the palette i was using last year but honestly idk that i fuck w/ it anymore so. might change it up next time i draw him

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Sun likes to make Moon jealous on purpose

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Silly ass jesters

Tried a new thing with coloring lineart, can’t decide if I like it or not. Maybe I’ll decide if I make a full piece or something idk

Go my slop