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Inui's whole thought process throughout this interaction with Mikey being like

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listening to a lot of spyair these days......i miss u ossan.....

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Mermay but its being hunted for reward

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mdzs juniors as incorrect quotes

*Lan Jingyi is cooking*

Lan Sizhui: Any chance that’s for me?

Lan Jingyi: It’s for Senior Wei. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Jin Ling: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Lan Sizhui: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Senior Wei and Hanguang-Jun's convo?

Lan Jingyi: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Ouyang Zizhen: I'm in the washing machine.

Jin Ling: I'm in the closet.

Lan Jingyi: We accept you, Young Mistress. <3

Jin Ling: No I'm literally in the closet.

Ouyang Zizhen: Love is love. <3

Jin Ling: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Lan Sizhui: And here we have a capitalist.

Lan Jingyi: Did you just-

Ouyang Zizhen: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Jiang Cheng: Are you trying to give me a aneurysm?

Lan Jingyi: Pretty sure we all are.

Ouyang Zizhen: I wasn't.

Jin Ling: I was.

Lan Sizhui: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Wei Wuxian: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

Kidnapper: I have your partner. 
Lan Sizhui: What? I don't have a partner... 
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? 
Lan Sizhui: Oh my god, you have Jin Ling.

Ouyang Zizhen: I think Jin Ling is in trouble.

Lan Jingyi: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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Cloud Recesses Arc but modern and less depressing:

LWJ: that BRAT has been harassing me all month!

LQR: Wei Wuxian is just like his mother- he needs attention or he'll whither away and die.

LWJ: Good. Let him whither.

LQR: Bu-ut if you give him attention, he won't know what to do with it. He will panic and his face will turn interesting colors.

LWJ: .... I see.

(The next day)

WWX: Lan Zha-a-a-an, how is the most beautiful person in Cloud Recesses?

LWJ: I don't know, how are you?

WWX: *blue screen and elevator music* Buh-hue guh sjdklgisoskkjdnfnf

(Lan Qiren and Cangse Sanren and Wei Changze are all sitting in the background watching the show)

Wei Changze: I got you the same way.

Cangse Sanren: Yes, but you did it to flatter me. Wangji did it out of spite. I hope he enjoys the next five minutes of quiet, because it only gets worse from here.

(All the adults sip their tea for the next five minutes. It is a beautiful day in Cloud Recesses, and Wei Wuxian is a terrible guest disciple.)

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we need more writers writing for my king gintoki, let alone other gintama characters... please....... i beg.....

LOOK AT THIS BADDIE BROOO 👅👅 ugh i shld js write him atp

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doodles ft. wangxian

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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Gintama episode 290

oh my god it's a Sakamoto episode

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too much this friend.

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right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

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[沖縄] 国際通りにいた猫。飼い主が指示すると、この状態で固まったまま動かないので、置物に見える。 百円をあげると写真を撮って良いことになるらしい。 腹に乗っている百円玉を見る限り、なかなかの稼ぎのようだ。