tipsydangerous
tipsydangerous
Human Disaster
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Elizabeth. 30. Florida. Slytherin. Feminist. Dragon. Lover of Margaritas and Mermaids. Cat Lady. Literature Enthusiast. Pokemon GO Addict. (6032 8126 2572). 
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tipsydangerous · 5 years ago
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The Arsenic Waltz or The New Dance of Death, 1862
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tipsydangerous · 5 years ago
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Practitioner of Possibility and Pyromancer, yours truly, Caleb Widogast 
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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before you ACT, THINK
Does it:
create yearning
make you sick with want
increase the physical ache to be held
contribute to longing eye contact across the room
force you to lie down like a Victorian waif undone by a single touch
make Oscar Wilde proud
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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the colder it gets outside the more fashionable and powerful i become 
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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We should all give Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons a good listen again, I think
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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Sometimes having mental illness is like living paycheck to paycheck but with your brain
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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🎃 It's the spookiest time of the year 🎃
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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Link/Overwatch (2019)
While this animation video looks exactly like something Blizzard would release, as part of some dream Zelda x Overwatch crossover event for the upcoming Switch version, it’s amazingly/sadly just the work of some fans instead.
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Now, though, in collaboration with Jeremy Vitry, Aaron Walker and some other folks (Stéphane Vidélo and Philémon Belhomme), VFX artist Etienne Pov has turned the art into a full-blown animation, complete with special moves and Zelda-specific loot box opening.
Source: Kotaku
(images via YouTube)
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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Gwendoline Christie at the 2019 Emmys!
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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I would not survive a vibe check right now
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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🥀new rose dice, not inked yet🥀
should i list them without ink and let the buyer choose the color for the numbers or should i just go ahead and ink them with copper?
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tipsydangerous · 6 years ago
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if they don’t comission a baroque oil painting of you looking slutty among soft fabrics, flowers and fruit… are they really in love, though? i know they say they are but… are they really?
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