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finding you passed out blackout drunk in an alleyway near a bar and then dragging your limp body away into my car as you did nothing in response but grunt and snore really loudly :)

God I woulld love to wake up while I'm getting r@ped and still be too fuckrd up to stop you. All I could do is squirm and moan from the abuse whilr e you finish in me and get wasty3d body pregnant

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imm crossed af and iv just been feel9ng Mt wet pussy all d a y I've been drinking since I wokr up thi smorn8g. God of a lov e being an alcoholic

It's 3:30pm heee on thr west costdc and i m so fuck ed ip yup

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I'm hvsv bee n gone for d a while fuck9 NM k cuntss have been try9ng to keep p me sober r Ober but I'm an alcoholilicc slu th t . My gf broke u g up with me because in an alcohollccic. I'm d I'm so fuckigng done with v fuxk9n g slutsf I need to d r I drink alkd all the time an d I'm.

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Fuckdk everyone that hate me for drin king mer and IL fuck anyone e

ImKnow inm a fuck9ng slu ut in sucjk a anchoh9lic vs m

I tried to sob d sober but I need to be b f drinking h f I'm d r dr dri k on a sfbottle o m bf R IN RUMM th t the bottle is d empty fucknvn me

I shpukf should peobable say I'm drink a lot super dru ml k

Sorry for b egg being so fuck ed up

I'm so wastx wastedc we

How m many bot t le s show shroud I dringh? N n?

Im so fu ink inklg wet from dri k inking

Who the fuckvb hatd drunk girl s is. Like meee fuck 29all the hat ers

I've been drinking and dunk dru lk for hours f I'm kcrying and drunk I'm sorry r g

I throw up om o in nrh myt bed I'm s o o gross I'm in im Hon gonns sleep in my mm puke

I'm du such and dru ink girl i

I cant end even hurt se myself I'm so wast ed ed

Fuck me s

Fuck me fuck me fuck me f u ivkme I hate mw myserfl

How own Manu bottles d s somebody savrr me fromd bring sober r e

I sic feel so so sicklll

I'm good gpnnnd puke in bed aga sind before in get upp I'm so sorry for everythingg

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Leaning into my monsterfucking tendencies a bit, but I can't stop thinking about succubi with intoxicating milk or cum.

She pulls you to her chest and urges you to drink from her tit, and you do, eagerly, desperately. You drink, and drink, and drink, and you don't even notice you're drunk until the room spins and your eyes cross and your legs feel so wobbly you can't help but slump limply against her, too wasted to notice her fondling your weak little body. She slips her hand down your shirt, careful not to prick you with her long black claws as she plays with your nipples, squeezing your soft, pretty tits. Then her hand moves south to rub your aching clit, whispering into your ear what a good girl you are—your slurred speech and drunken giggles are so cute! You'll get on your knees for me, won't you, pretty girl?

She says it like she's asking, like you have a choice. But you can't even think, let alone stand up, and the second she takes a step back from you, you're tumbling to the ground, sloppy smile plastered across your face the whole time.

She grabs you by the hair and pulls you to your knees before sliding her big, thick demon cock into your mouth. Her intoxicating tit-milk's already got you drunk and horny and and eager to please, making it that much easier for her to facefuck you into oblivion. You're too drunk to resist if you wanted to, anyhow. She pumps thick ribbons of hot salty cum down your throat, and you drink the lot of it with pleasure, not realizing her load will only exacerbate your intoxication. Once you've swallowed every drop of her cum and you're a giggling, hiccuping, drooling mess, too stupid to remember your own name, she'll fuck your holes over and over and over again—until you start to sober up, at which point she'll shove her cock back down your throat and pump your stomach full of spiked cum again until you're even drunker than you were the night before.

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Dream life in my opinion I

You should be hooked up to a booze machine with constantly pumping refreshing alcohol into ur body making u swell with pleasure

Holy shit i didnf see this last night but godd that's such a dream 🤤🤤🤤

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I had s a whokr bottleonn wine and im finishing the rest of my 99 proof shors and im high as fuck front thcsodaa drink I think your supposrd to dri n kk part in ir not all of itd

How j dru fuck ING drunk an cr9ssing cros so hifgh

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Isoo hirny strong fr9m drinking to michd il be fuckingmyselfd a lotv upright im bahiccipind hiccupp it hurts and I forgot to lube the dildo so I'm hurting. Myself a lot better byfucking my wasyed butthoel without lube

N, it's hurtjnff get me drun(r drink me a lottr watsd my holes and hurftxv me toʻb muxh I'm overstimulated a loc it's insidebdnme

I'm so addiictird ro being drunk andkf highs of my asss I'cant ve saved I'm spiraling and hurting my self this is s[o funking hotr

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I onlyr stumblrd twice when I was trying toy walks tried and thabty meand I'm not drinking enifnt yefs I'm gonna have manoth r e 99 shoots and prrobrlyu take a puke showere so I don't l feel lire shitr in the mmorn dbibf ) also puk9jng is fucking hot sbdi c and I love throwing iph

. Weel see how much o puke on myself this timr

Mm.. omg imm gonna piss on mysefl tooo fuck I love getting a g filthy answ edging to my own pisssing in tkdi ahowers

Sprry for bringing so gross I just f eel so corrupted and wasted tonig

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I'm filling myselek with tocobel)l and getting nausea agf hos ho2 h driun I

Ong drunk af

1 down 9 to go. Getting as fucked up as possible tonight. I literally forgot the 99 is the proof I thought it was just the brand name lmao. Already tipsy from just one 😅 This is why i take tolerance breaks. I'll keep your all updated as I get more fucked up. As always feel free to dm and ask. Encourage me to drink way more than I should on a work night plssss.

Gonna be stuffing a dildo in me for sure and I hope me gf will use the strap when she gets home

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Four drinks inn ansns im toraltt wjasrr

Fuskdc up drink drink I'm so fucnv

Hi we e I remember being 14 and drinking one funckinf beer and gett in nf thisv fucked up front one beer and getting so horny umi I fuck ed myself with the be er bottle before I got on t g e bus for school

I literally javbr no clue what is going on and im fuxking myself

1 down 9 to go. Getting as fucked up as possible tonight. I literally forgot the 99 is the proof I thought it was just the brand name lmao. Already tipsy from just one 😅 This is why i take tolerance breaks. I'll keep your all updated as I get more fucked up. As always feel free to dm and ask. Encourage me to drink way more than I should on a work night plssss.

Gonna be stuffing a dildo in me for sure and I hope me gf will use the strap when she gets home

[tipsyprincessness]

1 down 9 to go. Getting as fucked up as possible tonight. I literally forgot the 99 is the proof I thought it was just the brand name lmao. Already tipsy from just one 😅 This is why i take tolerance breaks. I'll keep your all updated as I get more fucked up. As always feel free to dm and ask. Encourage me to drink way more than I should on a work night plssss.

Gonna be stuffing a dildo in me for sure and I hope me gf will use the strap when she gets home

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obsessed with the idea of holding open her mouth and pouring the drinks in bc she’s too fucked up to do it herself

Also obsessed with hearing her whimper “I think I might be a lil drunk” when we both know she’s on the verge of blacking out

Desperately wanna hear the sounds she stops herself from making when she’s sober that she can’t stop when she’s high and tittering on the edge

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Get me so drunk that I can barely walk, swaying and stumbling in my fancy stiletto shoes... Then offer to take them off for me and fuck me with the heel.

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Omfg I'm gett e Iing drjnker thanrr I thought h r I'm wasters. Icabnt evensl see straight and I'm need to pee so bad. . I'm in lover with box w in e. It was $6 and I'm so wasters I'm gonna buy a lot more and get wasterd

Drinking a liter of box wine is not getting me very drunk and I m so disappointed. I was really hoping to br super wasyee tonight, but I'm jusr tipsy. I'm so full of wine but not nearly drunk enough.

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Drinking a liter of box wine is not getting me very drunk and I m so disappointed. I was really hoping to br super wasyee tonight, but I'm jusr tipsy. I'm so full of wine but not nearly drunk enough.

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Mmmmm this is so hottt! Drunk staggering girls who can't even stand up properly are so fucking perfect. I aspire to be too wasted to function.

drunken staggering is one of the cutest things ever like youre so far gone you cant even walk, you’re so drunk you can’t possibly hide it because your body won’t even listen to you, you’ve drunk yourself so useless that other people have to help you not just run into walls and fall onto the sidewalk

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Somehow I recently gained the ability to chug as much as I want and I'm not exaggerating just to make you all horny. I just chugged half a bottle of jager and the only thing stopping from fiinshhing it is my limited self control.okay maby I drank to much h to fast im gett in drunk fast. Well see how I feel in like an hour or somw timr

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Uhhmmm ok I need to get a ring camera apparently