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This dumbass was in the clean clothes basket 🤦🏼♀️
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when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
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More queer bops?
here’s my first list
more queer bops:
I want to break free
who are we
kiss the boy
I kissed a girl (jill sobule not katy perry)
go west
sanctify
take me to church
and then she kissed me
everyone is gay
you spin me round (like a record)
relax
don’t stop me now
she likes girls
this charming man
boyfriend wanted
some of my best friends
church of the poison mind
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Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice
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Just took some sleeping drugs and this shit strong oof
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Just found facebook pics of my french teacher naked at the beack and i need someone to bleach my eyes
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yes, I’m a
lesbian
and bitch I’m fucking
proud.
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