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this site's like worm this worm that can't stop posting about worm but the second you have the chance to vote for worm you fucking choose snail. enemies all around me

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you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

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I'm knitting a jumper for my frog plushie and it's going to be so sick

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Ed + Beard Appreciation

For @blakbonnet​

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water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!

1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours

🥕 carrotjesus Follow

OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time

🤡 jizzardtower Follow

shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable

✴ cadylady2002 Follow

Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!

👁 shreksbellybutton Follow

🦷 pigeonsarecool Follow

CHICKEM WIMGS

🍵 souperdouper Follow

shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.

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"suggest this less" "show this less" "recommend this less" i hate how across the internet our ability to curate our own experience, hell even our ability to give a definitive fucking NO to shit, is being stolen from us. its infuriating. "okay, we wont show you this as often... but we will still show it to you" MOTHER FUCKER I SAID NO.

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cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

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the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

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LET ME POLL GODDAMNIT

No offense but i wish EVERYONE could make them at this point

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@wearfinethingsalltoowell