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The Reef

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o7

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Good luck out there, fellas. Lil’ P salutes you 🐥🫡

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side order fish i love you

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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

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I love Pootis :D

It was a pleasure to draw it:'>

:³

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i think he would be really disoriented once they put his head back on his body. or once he died and respawned. he just wouldn't feel right anymore like his body wasnt his own. like his hands were too big and his feet were too small. he keeps burning himself on his cigarettes and bumping clumsily into the side of tables. the other mercs laugh when he trips over his own legs. he doesn't get what's so funny. he's in pain, and they laugh more as he tries to get back up. it makes him want to go run into the base's meat freezer and hide. at this point, the cold is more comforting than anything. at least he couldn't be poked or prodded in the fridge. at least he's safe from ridicule in the freezer. the cold made the cigarette burns hurt less too anyway. my commissions | my kofi

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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Computer Chronicles - Internet (1995)

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Here's every new Weapon for the upcoming Sizzle Season 2024 put into one post :3

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shiver and shiver nintendo has become too powerful

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LITTLE GUYYYYYY

AUTISM CREATURE IN SPLATOON

Freak It Friday

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Put your shades and sandals on because Sizzle Season 2024 is on the way! Expect a new stage, music, emotes, and two fresh new weapons, as well as the debut of the chaotic BIG Big Run! All Grizzco employees on deck!

This new season turns up the heat on 6/1!

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