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listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
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New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.
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good morning to all the breasts, honkerz, bazongers, knockers, bongos, tatas, titties, tits, racks, papas, bosoms, bazookas, boobers, tatas majores, mammary glands, bazooms, baps, tig ol biddies, chesticles, bazoombas, cha chas, hunka hunkas, awooga boogas, badonkers, dobonhonkeros, hadonkadonkas, milkers, tetas and titty tity boing boings
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[200319] Sua’s App Update (½):
Calming photos and not so calming photos
Trans: 7-Dreamers | Please do not take without credit
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Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing
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It’s officially the 7th of September here now, so happy birthday Saihara!
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we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house
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Honestly I’m such a catch and if you don’t have at least a little crush on me its ur loss
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Money can buy
Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)
Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)
Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)
Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)
Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)
iunno that seems a lot like happiness
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Me: *shuffling tarot cards*
Deck: *ejects card onto floor*
Me: *squints* i usually dont read cards that fall out of my hands... *looks up card anyways*
Card meaning: Preservation and Joy
Me: :)
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Dude I had a dream where a wizard like appeared and summoned a little goblin friend for me and I screamed YES so loud it woke me up
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