tiredguarddog

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sometimes i have a hard time wrapping my head around the existence of doms lol... like u wanna to do all of the thinking FOR ME??? u wanna take care of ME??? u wanna make ALL of the decisions??? u just need me to sit pretty and make you feel good???? literally what are you, an angel???????

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Pretty :3

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the urge to paint my favorite silver jewelry gold just bc I can't afford new jewelry to replace my primary silver sets

and i wouldddd but I'm afraid that if i want to go silver again, and take the gold paint off it'll somehow get ruined 😮‍💨

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calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

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rule

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hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

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"The norm is to keep dirty thoughts like that to ourselves. But do carry on."

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Who knows how much longer I'll lay on the floor

Touch me till I vomit

I'm not scared of god, I'm scared he was gone all along

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"you are still the same person who slid apology letters in colored pencil under the door. apologizing for being a little kid."

jfc i didn't need to remember thatttt

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how unsettling and delusional would i be if i knew about the existence of a dildo inspired by the pixel man himself-

(and how delusional would i be if i considered having it in my collection- 🧍🏻)

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For @ajsemprini ❤️

Bg: @bhaalbaaby

Models: Nyl

Full here: Bluesky | X | Reddit

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What if

And hear me out

You cuddled me into your chest while I covered you in kisses and we stayed like that for hours

What do you think

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thinking about... tied up tboy squirting on my face while he cries from the overstimulation.... mhhphfm

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Astarion drumming away outside of the entrance to the goblin camp. Just a little gif I came across that I made and either didn't post or posted as a whole gifset. Enjoy!

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Whiny spoiled dog who follows you around and clamors for your attention. Play with me :3 play with me now. Crawling into your lap and nosing at your crotch and nipping you to provoke a reaction. Hello?? I want pets. I want treats. I want to PLAY. Stop ignoring me!! You're no fun....puppy wants to play right now. And I wanna cum and I want you to touch me. Why? What do you mean why? Because I'm a dog! I'm your dog!! Isn't that enough of a reason...??

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