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Never speak to me or my 452 unread books again

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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Does anyone have this

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Easier than submitting a bug report

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

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this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries if i'm being quite honest

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idk where all of this weed-smoke discourse erupted from, but “weed is fine and you shouldn’t be a snitch about it” and “don’t burn plant matter in public spaces where someone you don’t know might have, like, a lung condition” are two sentiments that can and do coexist. i have asthma and i hang out with stoners pretty much constantly. i’ve never felt the urge to snitch and no one has ever blatantly disrespected my avoidance of smoke. they’re always eager to help keep it away from me when needed, which isn’t difficult to do. i hate to say this, but my only takeaway from a hypothetical scenario in which a stoner is blasting weed smoke in public like a dragon and an asthmatic feels the need to involve the cops is that both individuals are unpleasant and i don’t want to be around either of them lmao

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Big fat Kim Kitsuragi sketch dump because I love him (ft. Harry)

Disco Elysium has consumed my soul help me

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see her fabulous