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Update on this bullshit

hey uh german people how do we cope with

Fahrschule

Because im not

Not copeing well

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Why did I name myself David again

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Holy shit no because seeing this fucking enraged me.

What do you mean you couldn't deal with an aggressive fish any other way than shooting it 3 fucking times.

Clear out the people till the issue is resolved, Work with people who know about animals but don't fucking?? Shoot?? A fish???

Like seriously how lazy do you have to be, yes the thing is large and has injured people but it's an animal protecting it's eggs.

I need my non-german follows to know about Harambe 2.0: the 2m fish that was shot because it kept biting people who swam in the lake even though it was just protecting its eggs </3

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I had a dream that I had a cat in my room and woke up...

No cat

Sad

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Donating my dresses to the local trans girl yayaya

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I love (hate) when people assume a phobia will make you scream and run away from whatever your scared of

Like no I don't have a panic attack when I see the sun, I do have excessive thought spirals about sun burns and cancer tho thanks

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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I want to transition to a point where I am masculine enough that I can dress up as a girl and have it be a performance of feminity but this time it's fun

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I was trying to find parts of my writing to share yesterday and got hung up on this sentence and

Idk this feels german to me

I don't think someone who isn't german would think of writing that

I can't explain why

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I just love the obsession german has with idiomatic little rhymes and alliterations.

Mit Sack und Pack. Glanz und Gloria. Schicht im Schacht. Flinke Füße. Mit Hängen und Würgen. Mehr schlecht als recht. Versuch macht kluch. Klar wie Kloßbrühe. Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette. Saus und Braus. Ende Gelände.

our speech is full of little flounces and flourishes and tbh it's adorable of us.

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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

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I think it's time to pull out 13 yo mes kinlist again

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It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

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kazoo

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I love makeing my narrative tools kiss mwah mwah

I need to stop posting the gay priest and the gay propaganda boy toy before people find out their both side characters

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I need this life crisis to be more violent please