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Recently cleaned up Hades sketches from my backlog.

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hell yeah

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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you

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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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Yeaahhh, thanks to the person who told me to draw more of them… I now have around 2 pages of doodles… 🫠

Also, I never expected so many interactions? I’m quite new to tumblr, and so far it’s been REALLY nice. I get SOO excited for each time someone likes or reposts my work. It just gives me the same feelings I had in high school, like when I first started my instagram. It’s just, pure joy. I actually really like posting now!

Thank you, you are wonderful, I love you to bits -Bandit 🌀

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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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love who u love ❤🇩🇪