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next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

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steve from blues clues: I’m glad we’re still friends :)

me, a whole entire 27 year old who stopped watching blues clues two decades ago:

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films where you can tell the actors are actually having genuine fun outrank any director’s cruel and abusive attempts to enforce “realism” every single time

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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she's an icon, she's a legend, she is the moment

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i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

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Puppy gets a hole in one

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“Our dog is trying very hard to get our newly adopted Rottweiler to play.” 

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Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

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Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it’s wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

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Turn the sound on at your own risk

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prince phillip is dead and the newsreader was like “this has come as a shock to many” babe where have you BEEN