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"Horror is a shrine to imperfection and tells us it's okay to be a monster. We are all monsters at the end of the day. Can we live with that?"

(Most of this comic is adapted from things Guillermo del Toro said in an interview he did with Mike Flanagan)

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Do you ever think abt how you could just wear parts of the springlock suit. Like you could take it apart we’ve seen it. What if william just set of the locks and threw it like an attack

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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@ all my aro peeps

Arospec Bingo Card requested by anon

I finished the card! Have a go, and feel free to tag any aro friends :)

People who wanted to be tagged:

@feelingthedisaster

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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i may be aroace but i know how to seduce people

my air of sickly victorian boyhood combined with my tendencies to keep those squishy colorful animal things in my pockets makes me alluring to men, women, and those who are more enlightened

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if im in the group chat going “this shit is sooo bad” you know im enjoying the movie & if im in the group chat going “idk its made well it definitely has some interesting elements its probably excellent if youre the target audience maybe if i watched it again id feel differently” you know im having the worst fucking time

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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NEVER ask FNAF Vanny about her past…

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Uh… checks out tbh

@theanonymouslightbulb, @pollydot

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!