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what do you think of the sea shell, shelby?

"Shelby? You silly anons, her name is Shelly! Also, she's not a sea shell, she's an ammonite, different things altogether!"

"Shelly is one of my closest friends! It started off with her asking me to clean some fossils, but we've gotten really close over the years. We do a lot together, we have lunch together, have sleepovers, and talk about a lot of things! Shelly does love her dinosaur facts, but I've also been teaching her sewing, it's something nice to do together, plus it's handy. I'd say she's my best friend, I can only hope she feels the same way about me. She IS a main after all and I'm... Just me."

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Dear Tisha, what would you say was the strangest mess you ever witnessed?

Strangest? Well, there was this one time when Pebble tore up one of Toodles' stuffed animals, not her dog plush, thank Delilah, and he ran around with it all over Gardenview. I was finding stuffed animal filling in the weirdest places, in bathrooms, in the ovens in the kitchen, sometimes it just seemed to pop out of nowhere. For one stuffed animal it had a LOT of stuffing in it.

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wait, you've got plans for ALL the pranks that involve you getting dirty!?

Not all, but most situations, yes. Brightney helped me to plan it all out in a notebook, I've committed most of the plans to memory by now. With Connie around, not to mention other mishaps that can occur, it pays to plan ahead with these things.

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"That's very sweet of you Goob, but trust me, I've tried with Gigi. I think she'd rather die than have me touch anything in her room, or have to clean it herself. Even Shrimpo is more co-operative than her when it comes to cleaning"

"Do talk to your sister though, I'm sure she'll listen to you more than me. I appreciate it Goob, thank you."

You uhh...told me I shed. I'm sorry I shed you shouldn't have to clean up after me so much!

- @ask-goob

Oh Goob, you don't need to apologise for something you can't control! Yes, you shed, but that's just a natural process for you! I can hardly fault you for how you were made.

Though I do suggest you get someone to help brush your fur when you're shedding, it should make sure your fur grows back properly, and gathers the hair in one place for me to clean. I'm sure your sister can help brush, and if she's not available I can fill in too, if you're ok with that!

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*slowly appears 10m away from Tisha* *takes out the bucket* *leans the bucket forward, showing it nearly filled to the brim with sparkling, pink glitter* *reels their arms back, bucket aimed at Tisha's direction...*

"I'VE GOT PLANS FOR THIS!"

*She pulls out a comically large umbrella from one of her dresses pouches, unfurling it in front of her, crouching down and bracing for impact*

*The glitter hits the umbrella, coating it entirely, as well as the floor around it, though when Tisha stands up from behind it she is still pristinely clean.*

"Nice try, I've been around Connie far too much, I've seen all the little tricks pranksters like you pull. Not going to enjoy cleaning all of this up, but at least I'm clean and the umbrella is washing machine safe...."

[tishascleaningcupboard]

No problem Goob! I'm glad you're concerned about your cleanliness, not everyone is so considerate.... *Cough* Gigi *cough*.

You uhh...told me I shed. I'm sorry I shed you shouldn't have to clean up after me so much!

- @ask-goob

Oh Goob, you don't need to apologise for something you can't control! Yes, you shed, but that's just a natural process for you! I can hardly fault you for how you were made.

Though I do suggest you get someone to help brush your fur when you're shedding, it should make sure your fur grows back properly, and gathers the hair in one place for me to clean. I'm sure your sister can help brush, and if she's not available I can fill in too, if you're ok with that!

[tishascleaningcupboard]

You uhh...told me I shed. I'm sorry I shed you shouldn't have to clean up after me so much!

- @ask-goob

Oh Goob, you don't need to apologise for something you can't control! Yes, you shed, but that's just a natural process for you! I can hardly fault you for how you were made.

Though I do suggest you get someone to help brush your fur when you're shedding, it should make sure your fur grows back properly, and gathers the hair in one place for me to clean. I'm sure your sister can help brush, and if she's not available I can fill in too, if you're ok with that!

[tishascleaningcupboard]

Bites your feather duster

MY FEATHER DUSTER! Shoo, shoo, bad anon! You shouldn't go around biting feathers sisters, or anything besides food for that matter!

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Tisha!! Wanna come clean fossils with me?! I found big one and I’d totally need your help..

-🐚🦕

Absolutely! Let me just change into something a little more practical, my usual dress might not be the best choice for this.

(rare moment of Tisha in a T-shirt and shorts)

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"Nothing, nothing, it's fine. I'm going to go looking for help. I'll be back to clean up the mess once this is over. We can only hope Finn didn't lose too much ichor."

*she goes to leave, but before she does she turns to Shrimpo, a strange look on her face*

"I was wrong about you Shrimpo."

*she leaves at last*

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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"Shrimpo, if I had said anyone else, except maybe your brother, you would've said you hate them, no hesitation. It all makes sense now.... "

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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"That should hold for a while anyway, we can't leave it on too long or he might lose the tail though."

*...*

"you really care about him, don't you?"

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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"Right, we're going to need to tie it off further up the tail, that should stop most of the ichor from flowing to the wound. It's still going to need stitching, but this will buy Finn time."

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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"A tourniquet? We could certainly try, we're going to need a belt or wire string, something we can tie off tightly. That might stop the bleeding. I think?"

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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(Whoops, typo)

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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"Do we even have time to spare? What if he isn't around right now? That wound looks really bad, I don't think we can afford to wait for Cosmo."

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”

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"Hey Shrimpo, why is there a large trail leading into your room that looks like ich-"

*She notices Finn on the floor*

"Oh Delilah, that's.... That's bad."

SHRIM SOME-FIN BAD HAPPENED WHEN I WAS DOING A SOLO RUN GATHERING SUPPLIES... PLEASE KELP...

“WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING ON RUNS!! What did you do now?”