titanium-dragonfly
titanium-dragonfly
Just Your Friendly Metal Neighborhood Dumbass
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titanium-dragonfly · 33 minutes ago
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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???
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This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.
They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.
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titanium-dragonfly · 37 minutes ago
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zoomer insults are so pathetic and limp wristed and nothing. "are you acoustic" are you scared of getting trouble for using autistic as an insult? "stupid ahh" how are you expecting me to be insulted when you're too scared to curse. dumb fuck. pansy. either be nice or grow a pair
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titanium-dragonfly · 38 minutes ago
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Giant Honey Bees
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titanium-dragonfly · 39 minutes ago
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From previous fossils, they already knew the dinosaur had asymmetric feathers, which are vital to creating thrust in modern, flying birds. But the hard slab of limestone around this specimen had also preserved a key layer of feathers called tertials that had never been documented before in Archaeopteryx.
“It’s important that this is the first time these feathers have been seen,” John Nudds, a paleontologist at the University of Manchester in England who didn’t participate in the study, tells the Guardian’s Hannah Devlin. “These new feathers seen in this beautifully preserved specimen—as well as the asymmetric feathers—confirms it could fly.”
She could fly!
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@seananmcguire Something to brighten your day. She could fly!!!
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titanium-dragonfly · 43 minutes ago
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im gods weakest faggot
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titanium-dragonfly · 44 minutes ago
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Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".
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titanium-dragonfly · 45 minutes ago
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"do you want him to wear the little hat?"
"yes please"
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titanium-dragonfly · 45 minutes ago
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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
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titanium-dragonfly · 6 hours ago
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fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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From previous fossils, they already knew the dinosaur had asymmetric feathers, which are vital to creating thrust in modern, flying birds. But the hard slab of limestone around this specimen had also preserved a key layer of feathers called tertials that had never been documented before in Archaeopteryx.
“It’s important that this is the first time these feathers have been seen,” John Nudds, a paleontologist at the University of Manchester in England who didn’t participate in the study, tells the Guardian’s Hannah Devlin. “These new feathers seen in this beautifully preserved specimen—as well as the asymmetric feathers—confirms it could fly.”
She could fly!
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@seananmcguire Something to brighten your day. She could fly!!!
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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If you consume fanfic on ao3 and are 18+ and American I need you to lock in and call your senators saying you oppose a federal porn ban. This would effectively ban ao3 and being queer in public, among many other things, due to the intentionally vague language of the bill. I’m counting on queer tumblr and fandom tumblr to help me get the word out that you have to call your senators
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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titanium-dragonfly · 18 hours ago
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doodles i accumulated while watching transformers prime
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bro the poor bots in this show and their horrible fates. remember how skyquake got murdered and resurrected and then left to roam the shadow zone as a dark energon zombie for the rest of the foreseeable future
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