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Crime getting pampered w cream cheese

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hysterectomy should be an informed consent procedure full stop. it should be illegal to deny someone a hysterectomy based on their age or based on them not having kids or based on their spouse/partner not signing off on it. anyone over 18 should be allowed to make that decision.

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Lots of branches on the tradescantia! Neither work plant needs watering yet, so I really shouldn’t have impulsively bought the gnat treatments before leaving for my long weekend. The nematode package is in the office fridge (in a grocery bag so that it looks like someone’s food) and hopefully they don’t all die before I get the chance to mix with water.

Still not much growth on the pothos, but one of these new leaves looks bigger and some green is showing through the white.

I put spider baby directly in soil 🤞

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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

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Spider baby coming home with me.

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ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

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The aloe is doing something! The little growing leaf in the middle is definitely more fat and more green than before :)

Seeing if we can revive this abandoned aloe plant at my sister’s place.

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10/10 dad joke

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Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

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Sometimes I start texting a dumb comment on a group chat and I find myself putting a comma after it ‘cause I’m talking in tumblr tag mode.

Tumblr really stumbled into a beautiful feature with the whole "tags are separated from the main post" (as they should be, they're metadata) + "tags can be as long as entire tweets" thing. They make a really nice form of textual subvocalization/whisper mode/aside/whatever (they're flexible!).

I keep finding myself wanting to make such asides on other sites and find myself subtly irritated that I can't. I wanna elaborate in a way that is diminished compared to the main post!

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Add this plant to the list.

I cannot get over the fact that there is both a vape company and buttplug company with the name “njoy”

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Seeing if we can revive this abandoned aloe plant at my sister’s place.

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was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

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Some people here in the US do things for May Day, but don’t call it “Labor Day” since we have that in September. This year in particular there’s a bunch of May Day rallies, including in my city.

happy labour day to all who celebrate it in may. which is most people but apparently not the americans, canadians, or australians, so realistically very few of you.

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If you don't play pokemon, please still vote on who you think is the coolest/cutest!

Here's their evolution line if you want to use that in your decision making

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