Anthony Stark Jr. My father is Iron Man and my mother is the Black Widow.
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   "Oh yeah? Are you suddenly telepathic?"
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  "I'll watch it when you watch Die Hard."
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   "I like them. See--Taste for yourself."
"Guacamole flavored chips? Are they any good?"
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  "I've been too busy watching Star Trek."
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   ”What do you mean you haven’t seen Star Wars yet?”
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 "You learn something new every day." He holds the open bag out to her.Â
"Guacamole chips?"
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  "They make guacamole chips."
"—What?"
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Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Papa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don’t sing, Papa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass, Papa’s gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke, Papa’s gonna buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat don’t pull, Papa’s gonna buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over, Papa’s gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won’t bark. Papa’s gonna buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down, Well you’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
(companion piece:Â http://batty4u.tumblr.com/post/17249504407/the-other-night-dear-as-i-lay-sleeping-i-dreamed)
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     "Busted."
    "You at least know who my dad is. Tony Stark."
"I got a feeling you’re not exactly a poor man."
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    "Poor man's entertainment."
"You need somethin’ or you just here to see if you can get a look at me shirtless?"
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    "A foot massage? Really?"

"Fair enough. If I win, you have to give me a kiss."
    ”Of course you do.”
    ”Let’s make this interesting, though — like a bet. If I win, you have to give me a foot massage.”
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"Do I look mini?"
"Ouh so you’re basicly the mini genious?"

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"Tony Stark. Let's not forget the Junior."

"And you are?"
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      "And I make you look even better."

"Hell yeah. It's on."
    The corners of her mouth curved upwards, forming a small smile upon her lips. “I always look good, but I’ll take the compliment.”
    “So, are you up for another round?”
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         "Fine."

"I'll admit it only because you look so good doing it."
   “Nah, I won fair and square. And, y’know, it’s totally okay to admit that a girl kicked your ass in a video game. Just sayin’.”
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"I let you win. You're not too bad."

    “Well, look at that! I beat you in yet another round of Tekken. Do you wanna play again or admit you can’t beat me because I’m the best gamer ever?”
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