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Michael: Sounds like a good dentist. Dwight: Oh, yeah. Michael: What’s his name? Dwight: Crentist. Michael: Your dentist’s name is Crentist. Dwight: Yep. Michael: Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist. Dwight: Maybe that’s why he became a dentist. Michael: Let me see your teeth. Let me see ‘em. Let me see ‘em. Dwight: [reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael Ahh. Aaaah. Michael: You should… floss. Dwight: I know…
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You know I’ve never done a chia pet but I tried really hard
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Natty’s All-City Thunderdome
Portland,Oregon
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At the pharmacy
Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you
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Uh, it’s saying the server went down? Does anybody know that password? ‘Cause otherwise we can’t do any work.
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