12/11/22
find it very difficult
to work. distracted
by my own self-saboteur
i am waiting for
someone named
“motivation” to
clock me on the head w/ a
2″ x 4″
she never comes
maybe a bath
will inspire me to greatness
my third today
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girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
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having sex
boy: did you cum yet
girl: not yet
boy: *does nothing* how about now?
girl: sure
boy: sweet
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Me: *goes to sleep hoping I don’t wake up*
Me: *wakes up*
Me:
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