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Drake - Pregnant Drake (2024)

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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In the post about removing tipping.

"Rather than give money to creators you like to support their work you can instead buy them pointless shit no one cares about with zero monetary value they can put next to their username. They'll love that"

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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my dad always sneezes at least twice in a row and i think i inherited the same volume of sneeze condensed into one because im firing shotgun blasts out of my nostrils. one time i asked my doctor if i should be concerned that sometimes i sneeze so hard that my left arm goes numb and she left the room for 5 minutes before coming back like

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straight up forgot that tipping is (was?) a thing on this website. the announcement of its decommission caught me like a ghost

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an amy for ur dash

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The eternal question - is it worse to read the words of someone who hates a character you love but is accurate/respectful in their points/portrayal, or someone who loves them more than you do but strips them of all nuance and greyness to legit "they did nothing wrong" when they did SO MUCH WRONG?

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it’s shadow the echidna baby

It's shadow the hedg- uh wait um yeah its shadow the h wait hang on I got this uh ITS SHADOW THE HEDGEHO- damnit wait no it's shadow the h

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how the fuck does anyone watch one piece when it looks like that 💀

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I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

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