tj-boy

[tj-boy]

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

[tj-boy]

[tj-boy]

letter from a mother of a gay man. sent to ONE magazine, 1958.

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This post was flagged as adult content and the original poster was deactivated so I'm bringing it back.

[tj-boy]

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

[tj-boy]

With all due respect. I'm gonna milk you.

You're gonna milk me? Squeeze my fat udders until the milkies dribble out in thick fat globs? Until the river of my teats flow like the Euphrates down the fertile valleys of my breasts? And you're going to collect my milk? Collect it in a jar? Collect my milk in your milk jar and store it in the fridge and use it in your cereal as part of a balanced and nutritious breakfast? Huh? Is that what you're going to do? You horny milk drinker?

[tj-boy]

[tj-boy]

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

“I went to the store with her–him”

“He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”

“He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

“She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

[tj-boy]

the thing about cis people is there’s nothing they love more than outing a trans acquaintance for literally no reason

[tj-boy]

I have still never used generative ai once in my life and the fact that so many people around my age do feels so odd. Like it just became so ubiquitous right under my nose. What do you mean high schoolers are using chatgpt to write essays?? That wasn’t even available to the public until 5 months after *i* graduated! And why and when did college students the same year as me pick it up? Ough

[tj-boy]

it's pride so here's the kiss between ewan mcgregor and jonathan rhys meyers from 1998's velvet goldmine that scrambled my brains as a kid

[tj-boy]

huber0203

[tj-boy]

Imagine there’s this huge, extremely famous franchise. You’ve never experienced the source material yourself but know of its existence through cultural osmosis. You know that the two leads are extremely recognisable characters of pop culture and that all of tumblr says they’re in love. Think Destiel Supernatural, sns Naruto, stuff like that except WAY more ancient and famous. One day, you decide, hey, why not actually experience the source material? Why not actually watch/read spn/Naruto/whatever for myself, just so I can say I have? So I can know what the fuss is all about? So you do and then BAM. 

There’s a third guy. 

It’s Dean and Castiel and a third guy. It’s Naruto and Sasuke and a third guy. The third guy is almost as important as the two leads, he gets almost as much screen time, his presence is essential to the relationship dynamic of the main characters, every single fan of the franchise is OBSESSED with him and won’t shut up about him. He’s the best character. You’ve never once heard of him.

Pretty surreal, right? Anyway, Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy—

[tj-boy]

Imagine there’s this huge, extremely famous franchise. You’ve never experienced the source material yourself but know of its existence through cultural osmosis. You know that the two leads are extremely recognisable characters of pop culture and that all of tumblr says they’re in love. Think Destiel Supernatural, sns Naruto, stuff like that except WAY more ancient and famous. One day, you decide, hey, why not actually experience the source material? Why not actually watch/read spn/Naruto/whatever for myself, just so I can say I have? So I can know what the fuss is all about? So you do and then BAM. 

There’s a third guy. 

It’s Dean and Castiel and a third guy. It’s Naruto and Sasuke and a third guy. The third guy is almost as important as the two leads, he gets almost as much screen time, his presence is essential to the relationship dynamic of the main characters, every single fan of the franchise is OBSESSED with him and won’t shut up about him. He’s the best character. You’ve never once heard of him.

Pretty surreal, right? Anyway, Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy—

[tj-boy]

i think maybe if your flashing warning lasts for like half a second you are defeating the point of a warning

[tj-boy]

[tj-boy]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula: