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         junior of got7 – making a comeback, care to help ?

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All my friends are heathens.

                                                               Harley Quinn / Song Hyojin                                                      21 Years of Torture             OC ♡ LIT                        Aim: monster.gif

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                I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING

            but i know i’m doing it really, REALLY well.

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                           LIKE.        REBLOG.       FOLLOW

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when people say they want to rp with me

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( GROANING ) at just the idea of vegetables alone, her difficult childish attitude was suddenly triggered. “Well then you’ll be here until you die cause’ I refuse to eat anything with vegetables and you can’t make me.” Being as stubborn as she is, it could take him forever to get her to eat the cupcake he made for her. Not that she wasn’t grateful for the effort he put into it, she just couldn’t help but refuse something she disliked since childhood.

[ @tkoymi, thank you for the reblog ! ]

☁ — “A little birdie tells me someone does not enjoy her vegetables. Lucky for you, I have a vegetable cupcake I made ALL BY MYSELF. Yeah, you heard correct, vegetable. I’m not leaving until I see you devour the entire thing.”

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Reblog if your muse is Bisexual

Other pride-flag bubbles for your muses: [LGTBQA+] [Ace] [Aro] [Panromantic/-sexual] [Grey-Asexual] [Demi-Asexual] [Gay] [Lesbian] [Transgender] [Intersex] [Agender] [Genderfluid] [Nonbinary]

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t0kyobaby

[SMS: YUMI] I think I should and send them to you while you’re at work.

[ SMS → Ayami ] I will pinch your cheeks every day for a week if you do.

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oh bobby… (≧∀≦)

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t0kyobaby

[SMS: YUMI] Honestly, I can live with this demand. LOL

[ SMS → Ayami ] If I find pictures of different dildos in your phone, we’re gonna need to have a talk

[ SMS → Ayami ] PLEASE don’t start collecting pictures of dildos

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♡ — @t0kyobaby​

[SMS: YUMI] Well, I did search Auto Cucumber and dildos popped up on my google search.

[ SMS → Ayami ] NEVER SEARCH IT AGAIN!

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[ text ]:auto cucumber is bae

[ SMS → Ayami ] I can’t tell if you meant to type cucumber or if this is another auto correct moment.[ SMS → Ayami ] Either way, I’m throwing you an intervention if I find more searches for auto cucumber on your phone.

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♡ — @tzuchu​

【 TXT：Yumi。】Okay, so… very important question… the cat we’re discussing… is it Pearl, or is it Cora? 【 TXT：Yumi。】 Actually, that’s probably a stupid question, I doubt you know which one is which. But…ahem… is she all white or does she have a slightly different colored face? 【 TXT：Yumi。】 Because if it’s Pearl I can appease her with a tribute of cat food, but if Cora is upset, we’re all going to bleed, and there’s no way around it. 【 TXT：Yumi。】 And what did you even do to upset our cats! THEY’RE USUALLY SO WELL BEHAVED!

[ SMS → Tzuyu ] How bad would it be if it were both of them??

[ SMS → Tzuyu ] I think we’re about to die.

[ SMS → Tzuyu ] I may or may not have made a tuna sandwich and refused to share.

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Random texts.

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.

[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.

[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.

[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.

[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.

[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.

[ text ]: I can't find my phone.

[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.

[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.

[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.

[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.

[ text ]: Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.

[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.

[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.

[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.

[ text ]: Who's house am I in?

[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.

[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.

[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.

[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.

[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.

[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.

[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.

[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.

[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.

[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.

[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.

[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.

[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.

[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.

[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo

[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae

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☁ ϟ — ❝Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be.❞

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            PERSONIFICATION OF THE ‘AMERICAN’ 1950s.

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