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getting double teamed by Pharrell and Bruno Mars with a completely blank joyless expression

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Remember You are powerful and normal and have no issues and interviewers want you soooooo bad

THEY WANT ME SO BAD IM SUCH A GOOD NORMAL EMPLOYEE THEY WANT ME SO BAD

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In my mind I'm just a child, all love no grind, moving boxes all around, leaving myself behind, couldn't be an adult, all faults no hope, I don't work, no remote, never let my thoughts stop, never slow down the flow, let the flowers in there grow, they all hate to see it, cannot believe it, don't trust my experience, oh why can't I sleep in, life shouldn't be like, how it is today, gonna be okay, make her mind decay, just make her finish all the tasks, never bask in the sunlight, that's not too much to ask right, we all do it all day and we do it all night, why can't she just do it too, it's the work you have to do, stop asking questions just follow, we can't change how it goes, - , stupid little shit

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She’s a pretty despicable person, but she’s good at her job! Really! She probably should stay off of the internet, though.

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This would have been me if I had transitioned earlier 100%

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#mycelium

yo check it out

mycelium

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at least on the other hand wheeler is absolutely dominating today

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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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getting into some couple's one-off unicorn hunting situation and ruining their lives by making them fall in love with me and out of love with each other and destroying their relationship so I ultimately get custody of their children so I can raise them to be eco-terrorists

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Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??

They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance

But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.

Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.

Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat

They also like to sleep in groups

Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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what's a little groping between comrades

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Cmon man

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It's simple, dude.

Personal property is stuff like knickknacks or family photos.

Private property is stuff like factories and machinery. The means of production.

Nobody is gonna try to take your stuff in the revolution. They're just gonna- Wait. Hold on a second. I just found this post of yours that says "my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks." That's interesting. That's really interesting...