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tlozmajorasmask · 4 hours

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Dark Matter

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tlozmajorasmask · 7 hours

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I made Saejima and Kiryu across the hall neighbors from Tanoshi and Majima and they keep being noisy and they. the hearts. um. fellas what's. goin' on in there?

#my sims #fellas....?

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tlozmajorasmask · 7 hours

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

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tlozmajorasmask · 8 hours

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someone's cooking

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tlozmajorasmask · 8 hours

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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

#please god think of your pH balance.... dont do that to yourself #upsetting the pH balance of your pussy will make it smell worse #a little bit of sweat who cares!!!

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tlozmajorasmask · 8 hours

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driving is so freaking fun guys dont you just love being in a big metal thing that can completely crush you if someone feels like doing stupid things on the road

#when i got a ticket for going 15 over on the highway i should have said speed limit is a suggestion. i guess.#btw it was like 2 AM and i was driving from TN to Canada there were no mother fuckers around #im not. insane

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tlozmajorasmask · 9 hours

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tlozmajorasmask · 9 hours

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

#seeing this post right after i do my morning yoga LMAO

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tlozmajorasmask · 21 hours

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screenshot of despair

#my sims #sorry. this made me laugh really hard. i thought you could use the wipes for if your sim bleeds on themselves when theyre on their period #apparently its only for cum.#i forgor to buy her tampons rip

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tlozmajorasmask · 1 day

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#LEE

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tlozmajorasmask · 2 days

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Getting ready to go to bed in like a half hour and being shocked and appalled that there's still daylight out??

#9 pm isnt that unreasonable #of a bedtime so the sun should be in bed now too

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tlozmajorasmask · 2 days

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In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

#PUT A SHIRT ON THAT BEAST

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tlozmajorasmask · 2 days

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