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Can't believe I've been on this hellsite for 10 years

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something that is increasingly apparent and frustrating to me while looking for work is how companies seem more interested in if you know a specific platform (unity, unreal etc….) than your actual artistic or creative talent, passion, work history, and background.

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A tale in 4 parts

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ask me how much I care about cishet atheists ‘coming out’ to their families as non-religious

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Throwback to the time where I tried to filter “***” to “ass” to annoy a specific member of our forum but since * is a variable operator I just filtered every single word on the forum to “ass” and all posts became immediately unreadable

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Video game protagonists getting almost recognized because of their fame but it's like Tony Hawk's tweets

Skyrim shopkeeper, processing a transaction: I wonder what the Dragonborn's up to

The Dragonborn: this

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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

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This gif is outrageous

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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So, you guys remember good old Ea-Nasir?  The copper merchant from ancient Mesopotamia who kept stiffing his customers out of their money and copper, and then kept their complaint letters stored in a room in his house, to be found by archaeologists thousands of years later?

Well, I recently learned something that makes that story even better.  Most clay tablets from that time period were made of unfired clay, which means that they degraded over time, getting washed away by weather and such.  Some of the fired tablets were fired on purpose, but others were fired accidentally when the building they were stored in were burnt down.  

That means that in this case there are three options.  (1) The tablets in Ea-Nasir’s house were unfired and just really randomly lucky to survive.  (2) Ea-Nasir’s house was burnt down, likely by someone he owed money to.  (3) Ea-Nasir not only kept a bunch of complaint letters in his house, but fired them to preserve them.

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Introducing: cursed tea "kettles" I found on google

Hal 9000 (domesticated)

The slab

Gas cans

Precambrian little guy

Nintendo wii

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heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

I just wondered, between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?

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Jessie with a Dreepy is my new favorite thing. Please give her one. They’d be a great team.

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Jessie with a Dreepy is my new favorite thing. Please give her one. They’d be a great team.

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend