so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,
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my mom is rly gonna love this poem
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they鈥檙e having a fundamentally different experience
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Can we get a big round of applause to one of the most iconic characters of all time? He鈥檚 been through so many muppet antics and I think it鈥檚 time for some appreciation
You鈥檙e doing great, Kermit. Jim would be so proud :)
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happy mirror yeet day to all who celebrate
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Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals
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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.
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Fuck it聽
Mudkip Burger Monday
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thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book
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jonathan about to learn what star wars day is
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I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you鈥檝e ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl
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