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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive

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i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

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Who made this edit, it's the most valid one

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you forget about shit in your snipping tool for a few days and then its like. man what the hell

^ now why are you hanging out in there motherfucker

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

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for an embarrassingly long amount of time i didn’t realize that couples showering together meant they were fucking in there i thought they just got lonely or something and wanted to hang out. in the shower